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Old 11-30-2007, 09:18 AM
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Yeah! Maury is still surviving the season!
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:01 PM
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Ho-ho-ho back at ya. I can guarantee you that me and Lainey are going to be celebrating when Christmas is over!!
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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Old 12-02-2007, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by RENDERMAN,Nov 30 2007, 06:01 PM
A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
Hey Render, you're the clear winner here!!
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:22 AM
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The current Cadillac TV Ad:

...the real question is -- when you turn your car on, does it return the favor?
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Darwin - "Dark" "Win" - Luke, come over to the dark side.
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."


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Is it time to pull out the old ones, like:

She's only a farmer's daughter, but I love her still.
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How do you find the brakes in the new Honda Accord?
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