Breaking into the trunk.........
10-18-2010, 03:27 AM
#12
Originally Posted by ikeyballz,Oct 18 2010, 12:44 AM
you're never gonna see the guy or his car again. ask him to copy his key, non-chipped and send it over. 4 bucks at walmart and USPS doesnt take THAT long. pay him over paypal, DONE.
10-18-2010, 05:05 AM
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^Yes they can. I got my key cut, non chipped just as a back up in case I leave my chipped key in the car. Its like under $3 to get it cut at a walmart. just tell him to make sure it works on the doors (the cut isnt always perfect, but it usually works fine). I have a cut key on my car at all times, just to open doors - its hidden, of course. Even if soemone found the key, they couldnt take the car. If they wanted anything in the car badly enough, they'd cut the top.
10-18-2010, 06:27 AM
#14
Originally Posted by TheChazz,Oct 17 2010, 09:39 PM
#1 Find a Nice lady that is willing to wash your clothes and do your dishes.
#2 Convince her you think she is amazing, and would make a wonderful wife. (Can skip this step if you are like me and not religious)
#3 Procreate without protection
#4 Wait 8-9 months (pre-mature births usually result in smaller children, this could be a benefit to you so don't worry)
#5 Immediately upon birth start with training. Create small crawlspaces and clubhouses with no windows and small amounts of space. (This will help prevent any phobia of enclosed spaces and help enhance night vision)
#6 In the enclosed spaces make glow in the dark T handles that when pulled, distribute candy and toys to the child.
#7 as soon as the child can score a 80% average success rate on the Glowing T Handle pull, Remove rear deck, Unbolt spare tire (If still in holding space) use a broom handle to knock spare cover loose.
#8 Deposit child (Possibly at the age of 1-2years now) into trunk.
#9 Wait patiently outside of trunk with candy for a short time.
#10 PROFIT!
PS: Also, you can use this child for many other tasks including opening Attic vents, running wires under the house, and rent him out to others with locked trunks.
OR
Call a locksmith, and read him your other option....
#2 Convince her you think she is amazing, and would make a wonderful wife. (Can skip this step if you are like me and not religious)
#3 Procreate without protection
#4 Wait 8-9 months (pre-mature births usually result in smaller children, this could be a benefit to you so don't worry)
#5 Immediately upon birth start with training. Create small crawlspaces and clubhouses with no windows and small amounts of space. (This will help prevent any phobia of enclosed spaces and help enhance night vision)
#6 In the enclosed spaces make glow in the dark T handles that when pulled, distribute candy and toys to the child.
#7 as soon as the child can score a 80% average success rate on the Glowing T Handle pull, Remove rear deck, Unbolt spare tire (If still in holding space) use a broom handle to knock spare cover loose.
#8 Deposit child (Possibly at the age of 1-2years now) into trunk.
#9 Wait patiently outside of trunk with candy for a short time.
#10 PROFIT!
PS: Also, you can use this child for many other tasks including opening Attic vents, running wires under the house, and rent him out to others with locked trunks.
OR
Call a locksmith, and read him your other option....
10-18-2010, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by TheChazz,Oct 17 2010, 09:39 PM
#1 Find a Nice lady that is willing to wash your clothes and do your dishes.
#2 Convince her you think she is amazing, and would make a wonderful wife. (Can skip this step if you are like me and not religious)
#3 Procreate without protection
#4 Wait 8-9 months (pre-mature births usually result in smaller children, this could be a benefit to you so don't worry)
#5 Immediately upon birth start with training. Create small crawlspaces and clubhouses with no windows and small amounts of space. (This will help prevent any phobia of enclosed spaces and help enhance night vision)
#6 In the enclosed spaces make glow in the dark T handles that when pulled, distribute candy and toys to the child.
#7 as soon as the child can score a 80% average success rate on the Glowing T Handle pull, Remove rear deck, Unbolt spare tire (If still in holding space) use a broom handle to knock spare cover loose.
#8 Deposit child (Possibly at the age of 1-2years now) into trunk.
#9 Wait patiently outside of trunk with candy for a short time.
#10 PROFIT!
PS: Also, you can use this child for many other tasks including opening Attic vents, running wires under the house, and rent him out to others with locked trunks.
OR
Call a locksmith, and read him your other option....
#2 Convince her you think she is amazing, and would make a wonderful wife. (Can skip this step if you are like me and not religious)
#3 Procreate without protection
#4 Wait 8-9 months (pre-mature births usually result in smaller children, this could be a benefit to you so don't worry)
#5 Immediately upon birth start with training. Create small crawlspaces and clubhouses with no windows and small amounts of space. (This will help prevent any phobia of enclosed spaces and help enhance night vision)
#6 In the enclosed spaces make glow in the dark T handles that when pulled, distribute candy and toys to the child.
#7 as soon as the child can score a 80% average success rate on the Glowing T Handle pull, Remove rear deck, Unbolt spare tire (If still in holding space) use a broom handle to knock spare cover loose.
#8 Deposit child (Possibly at the age of 1-2years now) into trunk.
#9 Wait patiently outside of trunk with candy for a short time.
#10 PROFIT!
PS: Also, you can use this child for many other tasks including opening Attic vents, running wires under the house, and rent him out to others with locked trunks.
OR
Call a locksmith, and read him your other option....
10-18-2010, 09:02 AM
#16
Originally Posted by SgtB,Oct 17 2010, 09:40 PM
There is a tunnel behind the passenger seat plastic vent. Pull it out and try to hit the safety release with a rod.
However, if you still have the spare tire and spare tire cover in place this will not work.
10-18-2010, 02:14 PM
#17
Called a locksmith, guy was highly recommended by the Honda dealership - didn't have any luck picking the lock - ended up going a more brutal route and drilled the ****er out.
So I am back in the trunk
Depressingly I have to bend the cylinder mounting points back into place, they were offset ~1cm or so it seems when we were drilling so it does not fit flush.
So I am back in the trunk
Depressingly I have to bend the cylinder mounting points back into place, they were offset ~1cm or so it seems when we were drilling so it does not fit flush.
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