Why I like my '02 better than my ex-girlfriend
11-11-2001 | 02:23 PM
#23
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From: 262 miles N of the Dragon
I hope that someone goes ahead and starts to keep all these points together into one message.
I'm sitting here laughing my head off reading them.
24. My S2000 doesn't mind if I caress or look at another S2000.
I'm sitting here laughing my head off reading them.
24. My S2000 doesn't mind if I caress or look at another S2000.
11-11-2001 | 03:04 PM
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Originally posted by Rubber Ducky
23) My doesnt need to be held after a hard ride and doesnt mind if I want to take a nap.
23) My doesnt need to be held after a hard ride and doesnt mind if I want to take a nap.
11-11-2001 | 04:22 PM
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From: 262 miles N of the Dragon
OK, just had to put them all together in one list! Keep them coming, these are great! 
Top ten pathetic reasons why my car is better than a girlfriend.
1. My car doesn't give anyone else rides behind my back.
2. My car has a dashboard that tells me when it needs service.
3. My car doesn't know jealousy
4. I like the sound of my car screaming
5. My car looks better with its top down
6. I can always turn my car on
7. I can trade in my car for next year's model if i'm tired of it.
8. My car's curb weight never increases
9. My car never complains about how fast i drive.
10. My car treats me as well as i treat it.
11. My car never has a headache
12. My car never hogs the covers
13. I have never held my car's purse at the mall.
14. My car likes it when I throw her into a corner.
15. Not everybody knows how to turn on said GF!
16. A car never has PMS!
17. My car moves faster than a GF.
18. My car never gets angry and leaves if I drive another car, or two other cars!
19. When my car screams, I KNOW she's not faking.
20. My car is responsive to my demands
21. My car knows when to be quiet and get to work
22. My car wont leave me and take half my money.
23. My doesnt need to be held after a hard ride and doesnt mind if I want to take a nap.
24. My car sits patiently in the gargage and is always ready to go when I am.
24. My S2000 doesn't mind if I caress or look at another S2000.
25. I don't have to call my S2000 every hour when I am on a business trip.
26. My S2000 doesn't get upset when I or anyone else talks about how "FAST" my "previously owned" cars were.
27. My s2000 has never "accidentally" hit me in the nuts.
Top ten pathetic reasons why my car is better than a girlfriend.
1. My car doesn't give anyone else rides behind my back.
2. My car has a dashboard that tells me when it needs service.
3. My car doesn't know jealousy
4. I like the sound of my car screaming
5. My car looks better with its top down
6. I can always turn my car on
7. I can trade in my car for next year's model if i'm tired of it.
8. My car's curb weight never increases
9. My car never complains about how fast i drive.
10. My car treats me as well as i treat it.
11. My car never has a headache
12. My car never hogs the covers
13. I have never held my car's purse at the mall.
14. My car likes it when I throw her into a corner.
15. Not everybody knows how to turn on said GF!
16. A car never has PMS!
17. My car moves faster than a GF.
18. My car never gets angry and leaves if I drive another car, or two other cars!
19. When my car screams, I KNOW she's not faking.
20. My car is responsive to my demands
21. My car knows when to be quiet and get to work
22. My car wont leave me and take half my money.
23. My doesnt need to be held after a hard ride and doesnt mind if I want to take a nap.
24. My car sits patiently in the gargage and is always ready to go when I am.
24. My S2000 doesn't mind if I caress or look at another S2000.
25. I don't have to call my S2000 every hour when I am on a business trip.
26. My S2000 doesn't get upset when I or anyone else talks about how "FAST" my "previously owned" cars were.
27. My s2000 has never "accidentally" hit me in the nuts.
