my friend had a porsche 928 and you'd have to get out and bang on the one light to get it to pop up, the lights wouldn't go on if they couldn't pop up....you had to hit it harder and harder over time and it eventually put quite a dent in his hood

 

LOL!!!

2HEATY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously guys, keep tabs on this guy. He says some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen on a forum before

 

Ckit says: "Pop-up headlights are super rad, dude!"

 

Damn, what are you...twelve???

Warren

 

I actually enjoy reading 2HEATY's threads.

 

I can only condone doing a mod like this if you follow a few other necessary protocals.

First, you need to paint your car a very loud and obnoxious color, such as Hot Pink, Flaming Mango, or my personal favorite, Fruity Rainbow.

Second, you should chrome as much of the car as possible, as this will add the necessary weight to keep those Civic DX's with fart can mufflers within laughing distance.

Third, and this is important, plush out the interior. I would suggest baby seal, but chia pet will work just as well, and without all the bleeding heart liberal BS to deal with.

Fourth, consider a very large rear wing, preferably something made from diamond plate as it is very shiny and fun to look at. It's also very durable in offroad conditions.

Fifth, and this is only a suggestion, but a serious consideration should be made for a complete hydraulic suspension set up. This will help out when you want to show off the headlights, because you can make the front of the car jump up and down to further accentuate your new headlight mod.

Sixth, a very large and overly complicated stereo system is also a key part of any good sports car. You could set it up so that the neon lights underneath the car flicker on and off with the music.

Seventh, one word, Dubs. Or to be more precise Dubs plus Two. 22's will set off the car just right, and with the help of your new hydraulic suspension, rubbing will be kept to a minimum in some places. Chrome spinners would be my personal choice. Maybe with a Rhinestone "H" badge in the middle. Bling Bling Baby.

Eighth, I cannot stress enough the importance of stickers. With proven dyno results everywhere, stickers are a very low cost way to trick out and good sports car. Perhaps Calvin peeing on a Mustang, or a baby seal?

Good luck, and enjoy your new S2000 SiR Type R GTR.



and yes, i know i'm an a-hole

 

I'll keep mine like it was made, thank you.

 

 

Ditto.

 

That is the worst idea ever... sounds absolutely frikkin' retarded.