screw that, bleach FTW!!

 

Wow, why do people do this crap? Someone gave my old car a nice $1700 deep key mark front to back and front again...and then left some random lines spread out from the main one. Hope your insurance will cover it and you deductable is low.

When you see her next give her some good ol' Chuck Norris kicks.

 

Claim it on insurance, get a huge check, then use paintless dent removal. Money in your pocket, then pay her for sex and video tape it and show her boyfriend. Or sell it on the internet and make money. Make sure you are smiling and doing as many "thumbs up" to the camera as you can for extra laughs.

Double points if you can "clown" her. Clowning is where you do her in the vagina and put your sack into her ass at the same time. Do a search for the pornstar Tony Everready, he does that often

 

She might be crazy, but dont take it out on the pets

 

not unless after u set up a camrea

 

First thing I would do is NOT tell everyone on the internet what I was going to do.

Really sorry about your car though. Mean/stupid people really do suck! Hopefully she will get her's through karma, or the police.

 

sorry about the fender. don't know what lead to this but all the e-thug comments of revenge are fruitless and not very "S2000 Talkish"