Talking of Turtles............when I was on my hols in Florida (Nr. Naples) we visited a place called Barefoot Beach. As well as turtles, they have tortoises mosying about.

There was a big sign which said 'Please do not put Tortoises in the Sea'

Presumably they need waxing first

 

I've been told that turtles taste like chicken, is that true?

 

Yeah, but with a waxy aftertaste.