H appy
O wners
N ever
D rive
A lone



F ix
O r
R epair
D aily

F ucker
O nly
R uns
D ownhill

F ucking
O wner's
R eally
D umb

F ound
O n
R oad
D isabled

F ix
I t
A gain
T ony!

 

J ust
E mpty
E very
P ocket

 

After 14 years of Fiat ownership, I have to disagree.



How about:

F irst
I n
A ll
T ries

F inest
I talian
A utomotive
T echnology

I've owned a few Fords too:

F irst
O n
R ace
D ay!

 

And for the S2000:

H ard
O n
N ew
D river's
A bilities

 

^

 

I had an Alfa, I'll not have another Itialian car.

A lways
L ate
F or
A ppointments


F lat
O n
R ace
D ay


F ixing-it
O n
R ace
D ay


F laming
O n
R ace
D ay

 

I saw this one on the clubrsx.com forum..

Hatin'
On
Niggas
Drivin'
Acuras

Kinda ghey.. but yeah

 

I remember one of those forwarded emails a long time ago w/ acronyms for all auto makers. I always wanted to see that email again, but never found it again. How about we include all the manu's here?

 

C - Cracked
H - Head
E - Every
V - Valve
R - Rattlin'
O - Oil
L - Leaks
E - Every
T - Time

 

For the literal interpretation of the first acronym, think of it as the acceleration was so thrilling to 6500, the passenger throught it was over. Then since it's not done, it gets even better with Vtec and it's not over yet!