Funny things people have said about your s2000
#901
I was looking for my car for quite a while and was actually looking at M3's for a bit prior to buying my AP1. When i finally picked it up i told my coworker:
Me: Man i finally picked up my car!
Guy: YEA? What is it?
Me: Well its not an M3…
Guy: What did you get?
Me: Honda S2000
Guy: YOU LITTLE PRICK! YOURE GONNA GET SO MANY BITCHES!! XD
The other guys at the shop refer to it as "Your hair dressers car" :/ hahaha
Still get lots of "Nice car! What is that?" at gas stations and such.
Me: Man i finally picked up my car!
Guy: YEA? What is it?
Me: Well its not an M3…
Guy: What did you get?
Me: Honda S2000
Guy: YOU LITTLE PRICK! YOURE GONNA GET SO MANY BITCHES!! XD
The other guys at the shop refer to it as "Your hair dressers car" :/ hahaha
Still get lots of "Nice car! What is that?" at gas stations and such.
#902
I hate when girls tell me I have a "cute" car like its a compliment. Don't they know that we don't like are cars to be referred to as cute? That's like me saying back to them "damn girl nice body, very husky"
#903
#905
Community Organizer
Yesterday was a huge classic car show that I help out with (400 cars or so).
Because I'm a helper I get to park near the show center where they have the booths and trailer for registrations and such.
So I got a huge long list of comments while being surrounded by pre-1979 cars, ranging from "what the hell is this doing here" to people talking about how "I'd much rather have this than the others"
One guy came up and saw the intercooler so asked if he could look in the engine bay, so I popped the hood and left it up the rest of the show.
A few notables:
A couple of transient kids came by, I've seen them in town before. Ratty, missing teeth, dirty, homeless (or close to). They sit downtown and beg and cause trouble constantly.
One of the girls says "Oh yeah, that one, that one is mine!" and one of the guys replies "Thats just a Honda Spider 2000, it sucks!"
She replies "It's awesome, you dont know anything" "Sure I do, it's the VTEC Spider 2000, they're junk" as they go walking off
Had a family come up. Dad with several boys. They were all checking out the engine bay and saw me watching them from nearby. One kid asked me if it was mine, I replied yes.
They started asking questions, how fast, how much power, etc. Then a kid asked if I'd start it up, so I said sure.
They oood and aaaad when I did. Saw the tach and asked how high it goes. Told them 8k. The kid got wide eyed and then asked if I'd rev it for them (we're not supposed to in the middle of the park) so I had to tell him no.
Still a fun exchange.
Because I'm a helper I get to park near the show center where they have the booths and trailer for registrations and such.
So I got a huge long list of comments while being surrounded by pre-1979 cars, ranging from "what the hell is this doing here" to people talking about how "I'd much rather have this than the others"
One guy came up and saw the intercooler so asked if he could look in the engine bay, so I popped the hood and left it up the rest of the show.
A few notables:
A couple of transient kids came by, I've seen them in town before. Ratty, missing teeth, dirty, homeless (or close to). They sit downtown and beg and cause trouble constantly.
One of the girls says "Oh yeah, that one, that one is mine!" and one of the guys replies "Thats just a Honda Spider 2000, it sucks!"
She replies "It's awesome, you dont know anything" "Sure I do, it's the VTEC Spider 2000, they're junk" as they go walking off
Had a family come up. Dad with several boys. They were all checking out the engine bay and saw me watching them from nearby. One kid asked me if it was mine, I replied yes.
They started asking questions, how fast, how much power, etc. Then a kid asked if I'd start it up, so I said sure.
They oood and aaaad when I did. Saw the tach and asked how high it goes. Told them 8k. The kid got wide eyed and then asked if I'd rev it for them (we're not supposed to in the middle of the park) so I had to tell him no.
Still a fun exchange.
#908
Went on a breakfast drive with some friends this morning to a cafe on our local airfield. We get in the door and one of the traffic control guys is in getting some coffee...
him: whos got that yellow thing?
me: thatd be me sir
him: I didn't hear you radio the tower for landing before you came in here, you kids these days just flying by the seat of your pants
him: whos got that yellow thing?
me: thatd be me sir
him: I didn't hear you radio the tower for landing before you came in here, you kids these days just flying by the seat of your pants
#909
I wouldn't take it the wrong way. She might think you're cute too.
#910
Community Organizer
It's funny. I havent had any notable comments in quite a while and now in the past few weeks I've gotten several.
Yesterday I got 2.
1) As I was pulling into the parking garage to go back to work there was a Safelite guy parked doing some work on a car's windshield.
As I pulled in he poked his head around the side of his van and asked "That Spoon isn't stock is it?"
Told him no, it was S/C and he smiled and said "I could tell. I've never heard a Spoon that sounded like that"
That's actually the first time I think that I've had it called Spoon.
2) Went to an appointment and as I walked in the waiting room there were a couple of kids that had seen me through the window as I pulled up.
One of the kids approached me as I was checking in.
"Um..how fast is your car?"
I smiled and replied "Do you want to know how fast it CAN go? Or how fast I've driven it?"
"How fast can it go?"
"About 160mph"
*eyes get all wide* "WOAH!"
Yesterday I got 2.
1) As I was pulling into the parking garage to go back to work there was a Safelite guy parked doing some work on a car's windshield.
As I pulled in he poked his head around the side of his van and asked "That Spoon isn't stock is it?"
Told him no, it was S/C and he smiled and said "I could tell. I've never heard a Spoon that sounded like that"
That's actually the first time I think that I've had it called Spoon.
2) Went to an appointment and as I walked in the waiting room there were a couple of kids that had seen me through the window as I pulled up.
One of the kids approached me as I was checking in.
"Um..how fast is your car?"
I smiled and replied "Do you want to know how fast it CAN go? Or how fast I've driven it?"
"How fast can it go?"
"About 160mph"
*eyes get all wide* "WOAH!"