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Old 06-23-2014, 07:46 PM
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call earlier to a local locksmith to make a copy of my car keys. he asked " what kind of car?" i said 2005 honda s2000. then he says "ok s2000 what?", "is it a Odyssey, crv?" i laugh so hard inside i said no its a honda s2000. then he says "yeah but what kind of 2000?" lmao... i then told him thats the car s2000! he then quote me 95 dollars to make a key.. i got one at Honda for $45 OTD 10min later.
Old 06-23-2014, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by ricky00
call earlier to a local locksmith to make a copy of my car keys. he asked " what kind of car?" i said 2005 honda s2000. then he says "ok s2000 what?", "is it a Odyssey, crv?" i laugh so hard inside i said no its a honda s2000. then he says "yeah but what kind of 2000?" lmao... i then told him thats the car s2000! he then quote me 95 dollars to make a key.. i got one at Honda for $45 OTD 10min later.
How da????
Honda charges $65 just to cut and program.

The key alone they sell it for like 50bux..

I’m jealous.
lol
Old 06-24-2014, 09:46 AM
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"Why Does Your Car Smell Like Cat Pee...?"

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"Hey, is that a Ferrari?"

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A customer of mine who pops in once in a while came by yesterday. He owns a '12 Mitsubishi Eclipse convertible. He loves his car, which is fine, but he thinks its better than it is. We've talked a couple of times before about cars and he always brags on his car and how fast and good it is, etc etc and knew I had an S2k but doesnt know anything about them. I sold my AP1 and got an Ap2 with a Kraftwerks kit recently.
As he walked by my shop yesterday he pointed at my car and then jokingly motioned that he wanted to drive it making steering motions.
I yelled out to him he wasnt allowed because he couldnt handle it.
He came in and said he could handle it fine because of his car and I said I doubted it (just messing with him).

He says "you want to race?"

I reply "You would lose...badly"

"I dont think so, my car is pretty fast!"

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"Is that a 2012?"

"No it's a 2003."

*Leans to look past me at the car again - "Wow."
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Originally Posted by Sabre
A customer of mine who pops in once in a while came by yesterday. He owns a '12 Mitsubishi Eclipse convertible. He loves his car, which is fine, but he thinks its better than it is. We've talked a couple of times before about cars and he always brags on his car and how fast and good it is, etc etc and knew I had an S2k but doesnt know anything about them. I sold my AP1 and got an Ap2 with a Kraftwerks kit recently.
As he walked by my shop yesterday he pointed at my car and then jokingly motioned that he wanted to drive it making steering motions.
I yelled out to him he wasnt allowed because he couldnt handle it.
He came in and said he could handle it fine because of his car and I said I doubted it (just messing with him).

He says "you want to race?"

I reply "You would lose...badly"

"I dont think so, my car is pretty fast!"

I know its bad advise, but you should put him out of this misery
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My cars only been on the road for a few days now.. It's converted to right hand drive and i've already gotten multiple "What are you doing? You're on the wrong side!" lol
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Same ole thing. "Nice Miata man." My response, " I didn't realize Mazda had an H on the front hood." "It's not a Mazda?" My response, "you obviously don't know your cars." I just walk off. Yes, I'm very confrontational and take it as an insult when a person calls my car a Mazda. I hate Mazda.
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Originally Posted by Because Dinosaur
"Hey, is that a Ferrari?"

I got the same thing when I was living in AZ. Lol.



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