Funny things people have said about your s2000
05-20-2012, 12:05 PM
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I always get, "That's a Honda?"
Then a little high school kid tried to be cool and said to his friends as they walk by, "Look man! That's a Honda Del Sol! My brother use to have one just like that! It has vtec!"
Well, atleast he got Honda and VTEC right.
Then a little high school kid tried to be cool and said to his friends as they walk by, "Look man! That's a Honda Del Sol! My brother use to have one just like that! It has vtec!"
Well, atleast he got Honda and VTEC right.
05-20-2012, 11:46 PM
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The other day was just too nice not to go topless, so I took the S, to go shopping in our near by town.
With 2 weeks worth of groceries, I had a full trolley, when I started loading. A quite elderly lady, using one of those walking frames on wheels was passing, & said, "You'll never fit all that shopping in that little thing, you'd better swap cars with me".
When she stopped at a near by ageing Toyota Corolla, I said no thanks. Her reply, "Nah, I didn't think you'd fall for it".
With 2 weeks worth of groceries, I had a full trolley, when I started loading. A quite elderly lady, using one of those walking frames on wheels was passing, & said, "You'll never fit all that shopping in that little thing, you'd better swap cars with me".
When she stopped at a near by ageing Toyota Corolla, I said no thanks. Her reply, "Nah, I didn't think you'd fall for it".
05-21-2012, 05:51 AM
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I had the whole "old lady yelling that I was going too fast" thing happen on Saturday:
I was visiting my parents and driving through the local college campus going the speed limit. This old couple in their 60s-70s were crossing the road and they were in the median with flowers and landscaping and crap. I drive past and hear the old lady yell something that ended with "fast". I did a u-turn at the next break in the median and pulled up asking her if there was some sort of problem. She acted all nice so I just went with it being as sarcastic as possible. I finally got her to admit she thought I was "maybe going a little fast for the area" to which I promptly told her I was going the speed limit. Told her to have a nice day and left.
I kept reading similar stories here and I knew if some old bat tried that on me I was going to stop and let her know I wasn't even speeding. People need to mind their own business..
I was visiting my parents and driving through the local college campus going the speed limit. This old couple in their 60s-70s were crossing the road and they were in the median with flowers and landscaping and crap. I drive past and hear the old lady yell something that ended with "fast". I did a u-turn at the next break in the median and pulled up asking her if there was some sort of problem. She acted all nice so I just went with it being as sarcastic as possible. I finally got her to admit she thought I was "maybe going a little fast for the area" to which I promptly told her I was going the speed limit. Told her to have a nice day and left.
I kept reading similar stories here and I knew if some old bat tried that on me I was going to stop and let her know I wasn't even speeding. People need to mind their own business..
05-21-2012, 06:16 AM
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I had the whole "old lady yelling that I was going too fast" thing happen on Saturday:
I was visiting my parents and driving through the local college campus going the speed limit. This old couple in their 60s-70s were crossing the road and they were in the median with flowers and landscaping and crap. I drive past and hear the old lady yell something that ended with "fast". I did a u-turn at the next break in the median and pulled up asking her if there was some sort of problem. She acted all nice so I just went with it being as sarcastic as possible. I finally got her to admit she thought I was "maybe going a little fast for the area" to which I promptly told her I was going the speed limit. Told her to have a nice day and left.
I kept reading similar stories here and I knew if some old bat tried that on me I was going to stop and let her know I wasn't even speeding. People need to mind their own business..
I was visiting my parents and driving through the local college campus going the speed limit. This old couple in their 60s-70s were crossing the road and they were in the median with flowers and landscaping and crap. I drive past and hear the old lady yell something that ended with "fast". I did a u-turn at the next break in the median and pulled up asking her if there was some sort of problem. She acted all nice so I just went with it being as sarcastic as possible. I finally got her to admit she thought I was "maybe going a little fast for the area" to which I promptly told her I was going the speed limit. Told her to have a nice day and left.
I kept reading similar stories here and I knew if some old bat tried that on me I was going to stop and let her know I wasn't even speeding. People need to mind their own business..
05-21-2012, 07:23 AM
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He probably actually said it has v-tech
05-21-2012, 11:05 AM
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Drove past a grade school a few days ago, few kids looked and threw their hands in the air and cheered (they were in a playground a little ways off the road)
Had to give them a rev and a wave.
Had to give them a rev and a wave.
05-21-2012, 07:04 PM
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I was at the gas pumps this weekend and the lady in front of me started with "What a cute car!" To which I replied Cute? and proceeded to spew out the specs for horse power, redline, top rated (under 6 seconds) 0-60 mph (not that I drag race mine, not) and how well it handles in the mountain curves and on track.
After my schlep, she said I should have been it's salesman. She corrected her statement and said,
That's a cool car" "I want one."
After my schlep, she said I should have been it's salesman. She corrected her statement and said,
That's a cool car" "I want one."
05-22-2012, 05:10 AM
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I was at the gas pumps this weekend and the lady in front of me started with "What a cute car!" To which I replied Cute? and proceeded to spew out the specs for horse power, redline, top rated (under 6 seconds) 0-60 mph (not that I drag race mine, not) and how well it handles in the mountain curves and on track.
After my schlep, she said I should have been it's salesman. She corrected her statement and said,
That's a cool car" "I want one."
After my schlep, she said I should have been it's salesman. She corrected her statement and said,
That's a cool car" "I want one."
05-22-2012, 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted by AZS2KDancer' timestamp='1337655881' post='21718736
I was at the gas pumps this weekend and the lady in front of me started with "What a cute car!" To which I replied Cute? and proceeded to spew out the specs for horse power, redline, top rated (under 6 seconds) 0-60 mph (not that I drag race mine, not) and how well it handles in the mountain curves and on track.
After my schlep, she said I should have been it's salesman. She corrected her statement and said,
That's a cool car" "I want one."
After my schlep, she said I should have been it's salesman. She corrected her statement and said,
That's a cool car" "I want one."