Funny things people have said about your s2000
#751
I had an older guy pull up next to me at a red light in a newer convertible Mustang... he was in left turn lane I was going strait.
He said.. hey nice car, how fast is it?
I said thanks, 1/4 mile or top end?
He said top seed.
I said 150.
He smiled and said as if I was sandbagging, I don't know... looks more like 160 to me.
He said.. hey nice car, how fast is it?
I said thanks, 1/4 mile or top end?
He said top seed.
I said 150.
He smiled and said as if I was sandbagging, I don't know... looks more like 160 to me.
#753
so my friend was driving my car the other day
my friend: so i never thought i would seriously ask this but, when does vtec kick in?
me: lol at 6k
my friend: this is sooo awesome! (as he hits vtec)
my friend: so i never thought i would seriously ask this but, when does vtec kick in?
me: lol at 6k
my friend: this is sooo awesome! (as he hits vtec)
#754
Conversation I JUST had...
My neighbor's scraggly looking (not judging but his character/appearance is important later in the convo) boyfriend walks over as I'm finishing up drying off my S2k after giving her a bath.
Him: "Hey man, just had to get a closer look at your car. I really love my cars".
Me with a chuckle: "Go right a head".
Him: "Let's see if I've got this right.... 2008 Honda S2000, right".
Me: "It's a 2000 but close enough".
Him: "and it's a hard top convertible?". (I've got a Mugen rep hard top)
Me: "sure, I guess so".
Him: "I knew that by the shape of the top. It's a hard top convertible like my Corvette".
A little stunned by his "corvette" "Oh yeah? How's that?"
He goes on rambling about a combination of words that I have yet to comprehend about how it's easy to take the top off but on the s2k it's not and that's why he likes his vette more... idk...
Him: "It's a 2012 Corvette. Z06 with a Big Block Chevy. I'm afraid to drive it."
So I ask, "Where is this Corvette?"
Him: "Oh it's in Texas getting worked on. Putting a stingray body kit on it. I like the look of the stingray more than the regular corvette."
Me: "uhhhh. OK?"
blah blah blah later...
"An S2000 is the only Honda I would drive."
"Oh really? Why's that?"
"Well, a civic, accord, or S2000s. Those are the only Hondas I'd drive. They're just, like, the only good ones, ya know?"
I was done at this point.... "uhhh.... sure."
"Well thanks for letting me check out your ride. Was I right on the year though?"
Dude... I just told you.... "No, it's a 2000."
"oh, really? cool. I saw a 98 S2000 once... It was pretty nice". WTF???
My neighbor's scraggly looking (not judging but his character/appearance is important later in the convo) boyfriend walks over as I'm finishing up drying off my S2k after giving her a bath.
Him: "Hey man, just had to get a closer look at your car. I really love my cars".
Me with a chuckle: "Go right a head".
Him: "Let's see if I've got this right.... 2008 Honda S2000, right".
Me: "It's a 2000 but close enough".
Him: "and it's a hard top convertible?". (I've got a Mugen rep hard top)
Me: "sure, I guess so".
Him: "I knew that by the shape of the top. It's a hard top convertible like my Corvette".
A little stunned by his "corvette" "Oh yeah? How's that?"
He goes on rambling about a combination of words that I have yet to comprehend about how it's easy to take the top off but on the s2k it's not and that's why he likes his vette more... idk...
Him: "It's a 2012 Corvette. Z06 with a Big Block Chevy. I'm afraid to drive it."
So I ask, "Where is this Corvette?"
Him: "Oh it's in Texas getting worked on. Putting a stingray body kit on it. I like the look of the stingray more than the regular corvette."
Me: "uhhhh. OK?"
blah blah blah later...
"An S2000 is the only Honda I would drive."
"Oh really? Why's that?"
"Well, a civic, accord, or S2000s. Those are the only Hondas I'd drive. They're just, like, the only good ones, ya know?"
I was done at this point.... "uhhh.... sure."
"Well thanks for letting me check out your ride. Was I right on the year though?"
Dude... I just told you.... "No, it's a 2000."
"oh, really? cool. I saw a 98 S2000 once... It was pretty nice". WTF???
#755
Saw an older gentleman whipping some dust off his Mint MG at a local home depot, so I rolled up and said nice car. After some talking about it he looks at my LBP
him" I test drove one of these"
me "isn't it a blast to drive" (or something like that)
him " oh yes, but I ended up buying a miata instead"
end of conversation
him" I test drove one of these"
me "isn't it a blast to drive" (or something like that)
him " oh yes, but I ended up buying a miata instead"
end of conversation
#756
Saw an older gentleman whipping some dust off his Mint MG at a local home depot, so I rolled up and said nice car. After some talking about it he looks at my LBP
him" I test drove one of these"
me "isn't it a blast to drive" (or something like that)
him " oh yes, but I ended up buying a miata instead"
end of conversation
him" I test drove one of these"
me "isn't it a blast to drive" (or something like that)
him " oh yes, but I ended up buying a miata instead"
end of conversation
#757
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Saw an older gentleman whipping some dust off his Mint MG at a local home depot, so I rolled up and said nice car. After some talking about it he looks at my LBP
him" I test drove one of these"
me "isn't it a blast to drive" (or something like that)
him " oh yes, but I ended up buying a miata instead"
end of conversation
him" I test drove one of these"
me "isn't it a blast to drive" (or something like that)
him " oh yes, but I ended up buying a miata instead"
end of conversation
#760
oh no, I've gone and done it. I started a landslide. oops.
Okay, back to the funny things people have said about our S2000s. Or the funny people who have said anything at all about our S2000s.
Okay, back to the funny things people have said about our S2000s. Or the funny people who have said anything at all about our S2000s.