Funny things people have said about your s2000
06-22-2013, 03:12 PM
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Went to look for furniture here in Durango CO today. Drove my '01 NFR S2k, and parked right by a store's entrance. Went in. A sales girl said to me "Is that your Porsche?" I said, "No, it is a Honda S 2000." She replied "what's a Honda S 2000?" Then I said "It's what you drive on the mountain twisties to put Porsches in your rear view mirror."
06-24-2013, 03:40 PM
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went to the dealer to pick up some new plugs today. as i come out of the parts department and start heading back to my car, i see every salesman on the lot gathered around it. i start gearing up for the stupid trade in offers and whatnot, but to my surprise theyre all arguing over what my license plate frame means; it reads "swat came into my house" 
salesman 1: sir, is this your car?
me (as im opening the door): uhh, ya.....
salesman 1: well we were all just wondering what this (points to plate frame) is about..
me: you guys would have to have seen "the fast and the furious" in order to get it..
all the salesmen:
me: its a quote from the movie...its funny..
salesman 1: oh, alright, have a good day, sir!
me: thanks
salesman 2 to salesman 1(as im closing the door): i told you bluh, fool sells dope!
i laughed and left...evidently s2000s are drug dealer cars??
im not even entirely sure they knew what the car was..
salesman 1: sir, is this your car?
me (as im opening the door): uhh, ya.....
salesman 1: well we were all just wondering what this (points to plate frame) is about..
me: you guys would have to have seen "the fast and the furious" in order to get it..
all the salesmen:
me: its a quote from the movie...its funny..
salesman 1: oh, alright, have a good day, sir!
me: thanks
salesman 2 to salesman 1(as im closing the door): i told you bluh, fool sells dope!
i laughed and left...evidently s2000s are drug dealer cars??
im not even entirely sure they knew what the car was..that's funny since ive had a couple people tell me I look like a Columbian drug lord getting out of my car...it must be my dreads that I keep in a pony tail
06-24-2013, 04:09 PM
#646
Originally Posted by ls1->s2k' timestamp='1371344448' post='22610940
went to the dealer to pick up some new plugs today. as i come out of the parts department and start heading back to my car, i see every salesman on the lot gathered around it. i start gearing up for the stupid trade in offers and whatnot, but to my surprise theyre all arguing over what my license plate frame means; it reads "swat came into my house"
salesman 1: sir, is this your car?
me (as im opening the door): uhh, ya.....
salesman 1: well we were all just wondering what this (points to plate frame) is about..
me: you guys would have to have seen "the fast and the furious" in order to get it..
all the salesmen:
me: its a quote from the movie...its funny..
salesman 1: oh, alright, have a good day, sir!
me: thanks
salesman 2 to salesman 1(as im closing the door): i told you bluh, fool sells dope!
i laughed and left...evidently s2000s are drug dealer cars?? im not even entirely sure they knew what the car was..
salesman 1: sir, is this your car?
me (as im opening the door): uhh, ya.....
salesman 1: well we were all just wondering what this (points to plate frame) is about..
me: you guys would have to have seen "the fast and the furious" in order to get it..
all the salesmen:
me: its a quote from the movie...its funny..
salesman 1: oh, alright, have a good day, sir!
me: thanks
salesman 2 to salesman 1(as im closing the door): i told you bluh, fool sells dope!
i laughed and left...evidently s2000s are drug dealer cars??
im not even entirely sure they knew what the car was..that's funny since ive had a couple people tell me I look like a Columbian drug lord getting out of my car...it must be my dreads that I keep in a pony tail
06-24-2013, 07:44 PM
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06-25-2013, 01:03 AM
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06-26-2013, 04:31 AM
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Cute blonde in a mustang pulled up next to me and goes "hey!"
I look over and say hey what's up (extra suave)
She goes "is that a v6 or v8?"
I say "it's a 4 cylinder actually."
She says "hmmm idk what that is"
Light turns green.
I look over and say hey what's up (extra suave)
She goes "is that a v6 or v8?"
I say "it's a 4 cylinder actually."
She says "hmmm idk what that is"
Light turns green.
06-26-2013, 04:39 AM
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