Funny things people have said about your s2000
05-20-2013, 01:17 AM
#531
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At the gas stasion when I hear "hey" "hey guy" still unaware this was directed towards me I start looking around to see whats going on. A methed out 40-50 year old lady trying to get my attention. She asks first if I want to trade her for her 80's beat up bronco. I casually say "ha, no thanks". Then in a snide rude manner she asks "oh let me guess mommy and daddy bought it for you". I replied "nah i actually have a job"
05-20-2013, 10:01 AM
#533
This was Saturday morning since I was cruising around top down in Chicago to enjoy the nice weather.
I'm stuck at a red light after leaving IKEA (ha ha I know) and I'm texting my fiancee back. I have the radio on low and I hear a "nice whip" coming from my right side. I glance over and 2 girls in a ford focus sedan look over. I'm like, "Oh hey thanks.." And continue texting my fiancee. I then hear, "Beautiful day out, shame it doesn't have more seats *giggle*, what are you doing?" At this point I'm thinking to myself, "uh..." so I just reply with, "talking to my fiancee". Light turned green, and drove off. Nothing funny but it was the most recent convo I had about my car as of late.
I'm stuck at a red light after leaving IKEA (ha ha I know) and I'm texting my fiancee back. I have the radio on low and I hear a "nice whip" coming from my right side. I glance over and 2 girls in a ford focus sedan look over. I'm like, "Oh hey thanks.." And continue texting my fiancee. I then hear, "Beautiful day out, shame it doesn't have more seats *giggle*, what are you doing?" At this point I'm thinking to myself, "uh..." so I just reply with, "talking to my fiancee". Light turned green, and drove off. Nothing funny but it was the most recent convo I had about my car as of late.
05-20-2013, 10:36 AM
#534
This was Saturday morning since I was cruising around top down in Chicago to enjoy the nice weather.
I'm stuck at a red light after leaving IKEA (ha ha I know) and I'm texting my fiancee back. I have the radio on low and I hear a "nice whip" coming from my right side. I glance over and 2 girls in a ford focus sedan look over. I'm like, "Oh hey thanks.." And continue texting my fiancee. I then hear, "Beautiful day out, shame it doesn't have more seats *giggle*, what are you doing?" At this point I'm thinking to myself, "uh..." so I just reply with, "talking to my fiancee". Light turned green, and drove off. Nothing funny but it was the most recent convo I had about my car as of late.
I'm stuck at a red light after leaving IKEA (ha ha I know) and I'm texting my fiancee back. I have the radio on low and I hear a "nice whip" coming from my right side. I glance over and 2 girls in a ford focus sedan look over. I'm like, "Oh hey thanks.." And continue texting my fiancee. I then hear, "Beautiful day out, shame it doesn't have more seats *giggle*, what are you doing?" At this point I'm thinking to myself, "uh..." so I just reply with, "talking to my fiancee". Light turned green, and drove off. Nothing funny but it was the most recent convo I had about my car as of late.
05-20-2013, 10:56 AM
#535
Boss walked in to talk about something, had to move some open windows around, which resulted in the desktop showing "wow, that's nice, that's not yours is it?" ummm, yep it is...confused look...swear people who don't know about it think it's a super car or something
05-20-2013, 11:57 AM
#536
Originally Posted by TofuProductions' timestamp='1369072905' post='22554975
This was Saturday morning since I was cruising around top down in Chicago to enjoy the nice weather.
I'm stuck at a red light after leaving IKEA (ha ha I know) and I'm texting my fiancee back. I have the radio on low and I hear a "nice whip" coming from my right side. I glance over and 2 girls in a ford focus sedan look over. I'm like, "Oh hey thanks.." And continue texting my fiancee. I then hear, "Beautiful day out, shame it doesn't have more seats *giggle*, what are you doing?" At this point I'm thinking to myself, "uh..." so I just reply with, "talking to my fiancee". Light turned green, and drove off. Nothing funny but it was the most recent convo I had about my car as of late.
I'm stuck at a red light after leaving IKEA (ha ha I know) and I'm texting my fiancee back. I have the radio on low and I hear a "nice whip" coming from my right side. I glance over and 2 girls in a ford focus sedan look over. I'm like, "Oh hey thanks.." And continue texting my fiancee. I then hear, "Beautiful day out, shame it doesn't have more seats *giggle*, what are you doing?" At this point I'm thinking to myself, "uh..." so I just reply with, "talking to my fiancee". Light turned green, and drove off. Nothing funny but it was the most recent convo I had about my car as of late.
05-20-2013, 12:31 PM
#537
Originally Posted by rob-2' timestamp='1369075018' post='22555078
[quote name='TofuProductions' timestamp='1369072905' post='22554975']
This was Saturday morning since I was cruising around top down in Chicago to enjoy the nice weather.
I'm stuck at a red light after leaving IKEA (ha ha I know) and I'm texting my fiancee back. I have the radio on low and I hear a "nice whip" coming from my right side. I glance over and 2 girls in a ford focus sedan look over. I'm like, "Oh hey thanks.." And continue texting my fiancee. I then hear, "Beautiful day out, shame it doesn't have more seats *giggle*, what are you doing?" At this point I'm thinking to myself, "uh..." so I just reply with, "talking to my fiancee". Light turned green, and drove off. Nothing funny but it was the most recent convo I had about my car as of late.
This was Saturday morning since I was cruising around top down in Chicago to enjoy the nice weather.
I'm stuck at a red light after leaving IKEA (ha ha I know) and I'm texting my fiancee back. I have the radio on low and I hear a "nice whip" coming from my right side. I glance over and 2 girls in a ford focus sedan look over. I'm like, "Oh hey thanks.." And continue texting my fiancee. I then hear, "Beautiful day out, shame it doesn't have more seats *giggle*, what are you doing?" At this point I'm thinking to myself, "uh..." so I just reply with, "talking to my fiancee". Light turned green, and drove off. Nothing funny but it was the most recent convo I had about my car as of late.
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Yup. I had friends who just wanted to sleep with me, girls who wanted to break up my marriage, and other girls who were in relationships want to have some fun with no strings.
I think the ring is a sign of approval and some women like that kind of thing. Since you're married they're in the power seat. They don't like you, they leave you and you're married. They like you and they ruin your marriage to get you. Twisted I know.
05-20-2013, 01:18 PM
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Well, I dont have an S yet, (working on it, august is when its supposed to happen)
But im pretty well known in my school for my interest and knowledge on cars. So I get asked alot what car im planning to get. When I show a pic of he S, the think it cost 50 grand, and im looking at a MY2000 lol.
But im pretty well known in my school for my interest and knowledge on cars. So I get asked alot what car im planning to get. When I show a pic of he S, the think it cost 50 grand, and im looking at a MY2000 lol.
05-20-2013, 01:20 PM
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05-21-2013, 03:03 PM
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I've always wondered what your wife/GF have said about your s2000. Hope there isn't a thread on this already, but I'll start.
After explaining what clay bar is "So is like clay bar like Nair (hair removal product) for cars? It makes it all smooth again?"
That ended with a light tap on the head. Yes honey.
and
"Did you just stiffen your suspension so you could see my boobs bounce more?"
My reply: No, but thats a side effect I don't really mind. I Told ya I enjoyed curves with this car. She walked away and rolled her eyes.
After explaining what clay bar is "So is like clay bar like Nair (hair removal product) for cars? It makes it all smooth again?"
That ended with a light tap on the head. Yes honey.
and
"Did you just stiffen your suspension so you could see my boobs bounce more?"
My reply: No, but thats a side effect I don't really mind. I Told ya I enjoyed curves with this car. She walked away and rolled her eyes.