Funny things people have said about your s2000
#251
I had to drop my Triumph TR8 off in town, [25 kilometers from home], to get the air re gassed. My wife works in town & I pinched her car to get home.
I went to pick her up after work in the S, & parked top down in their car park, just out side the front door, beside a Mitsubishi with the company name on the side.
I was talking to the receptionist when a lady went out to the Mitsubishi, got something out of it, then walked around the S 3 times, studding it closely. The receptionists told me the lady was a big boss from head office.
When she came back in, this boss lady announced to everyone with in hearing, "If any one who works here can afford that, pointing to the S, I'm going to have this office fully audited". I don't know what she thought it was worth, but she was obviously impressed. So many people have never heard of, or seen an S.
The receptionist with a grin, pointed out that it was the handsome, retired gentleman, [me], one of the staffs husband, that owned the car
I went to pick her up after work in the S, & parked top down in their car park, just out side the front door, beside a Mitsubishi with the company name on the side.
I was talking to the receptionist when a lady went out to the Mitsubishi, got something out of it, then walked around the S 3 times, studding it closely. The receptionists told me the lady was a big boss from head office.
When she came back in, this boss lady announced to everyone with in hearing, "If any one who works here can afford that, pointing to the S, I'm going to have this office fully audited". I don't know what she thought it was worth, but she was obviously impressed. So many people have never heard of, or seen an S.
The receptionist with a grin, pointed out that it was the handsome, retired gentleman, [me], one of the staffs husband, that owned the car
#252
Friend: "How much longer till you pay off your car?
Me: "About 3 more years hopefully"
Friend: "3 MORE YEARS?! How much did it cost?!"
Me: "About 20 grand..."
Friend: "20 GRAND FOR A MIATA?!?!??!"
Me :/
90% of the time, people think I drive a Miata even though I have both Honda badges up front and rear.
Me: "About 3 more years hopefully"
Friend: "3 MORE YEARS?! How much did it cost?!"
Me: "About 20 grand..."
Friend: "20 GRAND FOR A MIATA?!?!??!"
Me :/
90% of the time, people think I drive a Miata even though I have both Honda badges up front and rear.
#254
Originally Posted by PhilipGB' timestamp='1343218045' post='21887409
Boss "is that your red sports car in the car park Philip?"
Me "yes"
Boss "you should finally have a girl friend by the end of the week then."
He was wrong.
Me "yes"
Boss "you should finally have a girl friend by the end of the week then."
He was wrong.
He is already right though, your s2k is the kind of girl that won't let you down buddy, and won't argue back. You can ride her anytime, and has gorgeous curves.
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Originally Posted by TofuProductions' timestamp='1343222810' post='21887563
[quote name='PhilipGB' timestamp='1343218045' post='21887409']
Boss "is that your red sports car in the car park Philip?"
Me "yes"
Boss "you should finally have a girl friend by the end of the week then."
He was wrong.
Boss "is that your red sports car in the car park Philip?"
Me "yes"
Boss "you should finally have a girl friend by the end of the week then."
He was wrong.
He is already right though, your s2k is the kind of girl that won't let you down buddy, and won't argue back. You can ride her anytime, and has gorgeous curves.
[/quote]
Very true...
You will also be praised for suggesting body/performance modifications rather than being in the dog house ;-)
#257
Originally Posted by Wolf95' timestamp='1343329276' post='21891574
[quote name='TofuProductions' timestamp='1343222810' post='21887563']
[quote name='PhilipGB' timestamp='1343218045' post='21887409']
Boss "is that your red sports car in the car park Philip?"
Me "yes"
Boss "you should finally have a girl friend by the end of the week then."
He was wrong.
[quote name='PhilipGB' timestamp='1343218045' post='21887409']
Boss "is that your red sports car in the car park Philip?"
Me "yes"
Boss "you should finally have a girl friend by the end of the week then."
He was wrong.
He is already right though, your s2k is the kind of girl that won't let you down buddy, and won't argue back. You can ride her anytime, and has gorgeous curves.
[/quote]
Very true...
You will also be praised for suggesting body/performance modifications rather than being in the dog house ;-)
[/quote]
Win!
I got the, "Is that your cute lil car?" last night.... >_<
#258
I was washing my windshield at the gas station while I was filling up and I hear a black lady behind me go, "Hey! Where'd all them white marks come from??"- pointing at my back bumper. (remember my paint is fairly fresh and I'd just washed it about 10 minutes before that so I knew there was nothing on my car)
I just laughed and continued what I was doing. Then she goes, "I'm just kidding about the marks. haha It's good too see you keeping that car clean. Your dad would be proud!" (I'm 21 btw...)
So I simply replied, "It's my car." Then she gave me the "you can afford THAT??" look.
Her-"Well, it's nice to see a guy taking care of this car. That's a really nice car!"
Me- "Why thank you. I do what I can"
I just laughed and continued what I was doing. Then she goes, "I'm just kidding about the marks. haha It's good too see you keeping that car clean. Your dad would be proud!" (I'm 21 btw...)
So I simply replied, "It's my car." Then she gave me the "you can afford THAT??" look.
Her-"Well, it's nice to see a guy taking care of this car. That's a really nice car!"
Me- "Why thank you. I do what I can"
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I was at McDonald's once to get a movie from Redbox, I parked in front of the entrance and this little kid walks out with his father and said "Look daddy, it's a racecar!"
This was the best comment I have ever gotten.
This was the best comment I have ever gotten.