Funny things people have said about your s2000

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07-07-2012, 07:58 AM

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I was walking to my car the other day in a friend's apartment complex and there was a SUV parked next to my car with several people in it "getting high". The guy in the passenger seat leaned out the window and said, "Nice car, is that a Mazda Subaru?" I just shook my head and said, "Nope! It's a Honda!", and I hopped in my car quickly to avoid any more conversation with the idiot. Haha!

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07-07-2012, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jaor.s2k

a guy and i were got into talking about our cars and future mods (he has a vw golf). he said things that just didn't make sense

me: my next mod will be coilovers, most likely bc racing or fortune auto
him: dude, you're going to ruin your handling. get airbags instead, they will handle better

me: well you can also adjust dampening on the coils
him: dude that's too much work
me: you turn 4 knobs
him: and then you have to get it realigned!
me: ...

me: i need to polish my headlights
him: just get new ones
me: ...they cost at least $700 for a pair, not to mention it would be hard to find a pair in "new" condition.
i just need to wet sand them, polish it, and seal them
him: yeah, i would just get new ones

him: dude you need a twin disc clutch
me: my car is all stock
him: you still need one

all of his comments/suggestions are completely serious too

Forrest Gump is smarter than your friend!!!

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07-07-2012, 12:13 PM

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had a kid telling me I shouldn't own my car, apparently I wasn't driving as maybe he seem to imagine he could.. I told him he could buy it from me... 100,000.... he laughed in my face an told me he could buy a dozen s2000's for that... I said yea.. but this one's mine... and I would consider selling for 100,000... ( oddly I can't think of a car at or around 100,000 which to replace it with... so it'd just have to buy another ap1, pocket the rest... : laugh)

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07-09-2012, 10:53 AM

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Just today ...Kid at a store walks up to me ...omg I love your car , my dad said wankel makes the best motors ...

...guess he though he was looking at an SX-8

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07-10-2012, 08:24 AM

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ran into a gas station to pay for gas. A trashy guy I know from school gets out of a car full of girls and walks in right in front of me and goes,

"Too bad you're driving daddy's car."
me- "HA! I paid for it."
him- "With daddy's money"
me- "No, MY money. Daddy doesn't pay for my toys."
him-"grumble grumble" walks off...

I walk out, wink at the girls in the car and pull away with a couple 5k pulls