J-Speed Inc.

The security guys in my complex seem to love my car (don't worry, it's garaged). Some of the security guards are a bit smarter than others. One of the "dimmer light bulbs" drove up to me as I was cleaning the interior of my car:

Security: "Is that faster than a G35?"
Me: "No idea, I don't street race"
Security: "That's an RX7 right?"
Me: "No, it's a Honda"
Security: "Oh ok. RX8?"

I stopped talking to him after that. Hopefully he's not on duty if I need security's help.

InTheZone

just a guess, you work at game stop as store manager and there was some random visit with the new VP wanting to see some stores and their "condition"

of course there are 499 other companies to pick from but that is my guess lol

Prestonubc22

"That's a nice Miata".......

scai103

got pulled over by a cop the other day in South San Francisco, I wasn't doing anything wrong but this is what he said to me

Him : Nice S2000 anything illegal?
Me : No Sir, I have all receipts
Him : TROLOLOOO at your expression. Calm down.
Me : *wondering* why did I get pulled over?
Him : YOU NEED TO LOWER YOUR CAR, GET SOME KW V3s! I have in my S.
Me : Well I don't have such a high pay job as you, why don't you buy me one?!
Him : haha
Her *His partner* : Just save up kid, the yellow looks cute
Me : Your cute too, wanna give me a call when you get off work and we can go grab a drink?
Him : Lol your hitting on my partner?
Me : Well I'm 21 so it's fine, she not a pedophile.
Her : Wrote down her number
ME : (reading the paper) 911
Them : Have a good night kid.
Me : You too! And Next time when you pull me over be sure to give me the right number instead of 911
Them : laughing and drove off.
Me : *thinking* COOLEST COPS EVER!

then later that night ...
http://www.sfexaminer.com/local/crim...ly-shoots-teen
hope it's not them. and hope the family wont be sueing it as a police brutality.
Prayers for the family for losing the son.
Prayers for the police, they were just doing their job.

CA_S2K

"Hood is too big for a inline 4, you have so much room!"

Went on explaining the true meaning of this car and balance like many times before.

I NEVER get tired of it

DFWs2k

"is that a honda spider?"

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Stuttterbuttter

Just yesterday when i went to the gas station a guy walks up

Him "Is that a Auto"
Me " Nope they never made them in Auto"
Him " Yeha they did A friend had one that was a Auto"
Me "ok man"

Got in my car and drove off

jrs21c

Someone slashed my top in NY. but to make the long story short,
I had to call the cop and get a report for an insurance claim.
He looked at my car, and said (while another officer was writing the report):
Officer: they don't make these anymore, do they? it's such a beautiful car
me: no the don't, they stopped making it.
Officer: how fast have you run?
me: umm..... should I tell you?... umm... I don't know..
Offier: 160?
me: umm... yeah, sure why not, let's say that's what I was told
officer: yeah that should be close I think

he kept telling me how beautifully the car was made for its age, and he was surprised mine was 04.

S2KIrishman

^ sounds like that cop was pretty informed...thats damn close to top speed

Gardimontana_S2K

I gave a friend a ride to the Nissan shop to pick up his 350Z in my S. Salesman comes out...

him: NICE! looks awesome, I always wanted one of these..I used to have an RSX type-s.
me: Thanks man...tell you the truth I almost bought a Z years ago but this was always my "Eleanor".
him: *looks around and whispers*- I'd rather have one of these than any Nissan...I'm a Honda guy myself!