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Old 04-08-2015, 01:57 AM
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Friend at lunch argued that the s2000 is a girl's car because it's 'small and cute'. He drives a new STi and 05 carrera S so he doesn't care about anything I say about my car. After a long debate, from that day on he refers to the s2k as 's2gay'. This dick is a grown man in his 40s
Old 04-08-2015, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by jXxviii
Friend at lunch argued that the s2000 is a girl's car because it's 'small and cute'. He drives a new STi and 05 carrera S so he doesn't care about anything I say about my car. After a long debate, from that day on he refers to the s2k as 's2gay'. This dick is a grown man in his 40s


Who cares what he thinks though
Old 04-08-2015, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by jXxviii
From that day on he refers to the s2k as 's2gay'. This dick is a grown man in his 40s

What? The S2000 in the same league as a Lezbaru?

The 997 gen 1 S is "feminine" looking to me. Certainly, not as aggressive looking as the 991.
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Originally Posted by jXxviii
Friend at lunch argued that the s2000 is a girl's car because it's 'small and cute'. He drives a new STi and 05 carrera S so he doesn't care about anything I say about my car. After a long debate, from that day on he refers to the s2k as 's2gay'. This dick is a grown man in his 40s
Every Carrera owner I personally know is a woman.
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Originally Posted by jXxviii
Friend at lunch argued...

This dick is a grown man in his 40s
Sounds like you need to be more discerning in your choice of friends.
Old 04-08-2015, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by RMurphy
Originally Posted by jXxviii' timestamp='1428487047' post='23570673
Friend at lunch argued...

This dick is a grown man in his 40s
Sounds like you need to be more discerning in your choice of friends.
Well, maybe I shouldn't say friend. He's my friend's boss and they invite me to have drinks once in a while. f**k him
Old 04-11-2015, 09:04 AM
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I really can't dis on any car except maybe a Yugo. At the Costco to fill up my Odyssey the other day, I struck up a short conversation with a guy who had a Geo Metro convertible. It's sporting a 1.3 liter engine running on a three cylinder engine. The paint job was crap, but this guy couldn't be happier with his $2,000. Purchase. He was on top of the world. Who was I to burst his bubble?
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I'm sitting in chic fila drive through. Before I order sitting there in line, a man walks in front of my vehicle to get inside and turns around...

"What year is that?"

Me "2002"

him "oh nice, I got a 1990 over there!"

me (without ever breaking eye contact) "A miata"?

him "yeah"

me "this is a honda..."

him "oh" turns around and walks into chic fil a
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Last spring I Plasti dipped my stock AP1 wheels Blaze Blue as a joke but I ended up liking it. 2 or 3 times last year I overheard lil kids excitedly saying things like "Look daddy, that car has blue wheels!" or "That mans wheels are blue!"
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A Porsche owner told me this morning that the S2K sounds like a sleeper until you mash the throttle.



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