igetpaid11

i was going to my girlfriends lil brothers baseball game, and went to park the car. the only open spot was next to a bunch of skaters, we had the top down and had the music up pretty loud, just as i hit the mute button one of the skaters said to a girl who was sitting on the ground "chill out its only a honda, not a porsche". My girlfriend and i just laughed when the girl replied "it's nicer than your board!"

iheartmys2k

this was a v8 mustang owner i beat from a roll" does that thing have a ls/vtce swap or something

igetpaid11

thats too funny!!

Aze85

i got one.

i pulled into a 711 parking lot late one night and there was a 711 employee helping unload a truck.

him- holy $hit! that's a nice car.
me- thanks
him- what is that? the new nissan... what is it... 250z... 280z....
me- you mean the 350z...
him- yea
me- no
him- what does it have under there? atleast a v8 right?
me- no
him- a v6?
me- no, it has a 4 cylinder.
him- its gotta be fast.
me- uh, its quick.
him- nice car
me- thanks
then he walks away as he is checking out my car.

some people just have no idea

highwaystardoritos

I had lots of people stare at my car for the two weeks I owned it. Its really rare here in Melbourne, FL. I just seen 2 of them the year I been here. To live here in the part of Melbourne that is all white and a hispanic driving a really nice car that no one knows what it is, it freakin rocks lol.

I just had two old couple looking at my car when it was parked right infront of the coffee shop. They got all surpised when I unlocked the doors and started it up. When I turned my HID's on they got even more surpised.

I love this car.

npham

I love my car too, but I'm still waiting for my sex offers

Highlift

so my neighbor, wich i was convinced was gay until i met his wife, asks my room mate wich parents car is that the day after i get my S. not to funny. a couple days later im outside talking to some of my friends as he pulls up in his prius, he hops out and without missing a beat asks "so does this car mean your going to start bringing home some more attractive girls". uh burnnn.....

S2KBobby

I am 51 years old and look pretty much all of it.

I drove up at work in my S2K and a fellow employee says
"Wow! Is that your car?"
I answer "No, it's my Moms."

Stupid questions just beg for stupid answers.

don't mess with the S..

a girl friend of mind got in the passenger seat.. put her feet up on the structural reinforcement part that comes up out of the floor and says..

"oooo.. wow.. they thought to put a foot rest in!"


I laughed pretty hard at her..

ruexp67

"Here's your sign!"