Funny things people have said about your s2000
04-10-2005, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by hukares,Apr 11 2005, 02:06 AM
No but it can help you get one! 
I always just get the, "What kind of car is that?".
My 'H' emblems are removed so I guess I should expect that.
My favorite is when I was with a friend/co-worker of mine doing a job in TN. I had my S with me since I live in Ohio and he had a rental car since he's from NY.
We met this really nice looking girl and got her to come out with us one night. She said she had to bring her friend which is good, two girls, two guys, no problems. Well when we met up with her that night in our hotel lot, we seen that she must one of those pretty girls who has the fat girls for friends (~240lbs
). My friend was a little quicker and said the nice looking girl could ride with him and her friend could ride with me 
. Luckily, when she went over and looked at my car she said, "I could never fit into that." So we had to switch and I got the hot one.
That's one feature I really like about this car, "No Fatties".
I always just get the, "What kind of car is that?".
My 'H' emblems are removed so I guess I should expect that.
My favorite is when I was with a friend/co-worker of mine doing a job in TN. I had my S with me since I live in Ohio and he had a rental car since he's from NY.
We met this really nice looking girl and got her to come out with us one night. She said she had to bring her friend which is good, two girls, two guys, no problems. Well when we met up with her that night in our hotel lot, we seen that she must one of those pretty girls who has the fat girls for friends (~240lbs
). My friend was a little quicker and said the nice looking girl could ride with him and her friend could ride with me . Luckily, when she went over and looked at my car she said, "I could never fit into that." So we had to switch and I got the hot one.That's one feature I really like about this car, "No Fatties".
04-11-2005, 12:03 AM
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Here's how the two conversations went:
Security guard: "hey who make this?"
Me: "Honda"
Security guard: "It looks great!"
Me: "Thanks!"
Security guard: "I love how they just mirrored the BMW."
Me:
and walk away.
Second conversation
Manager: "hey are you driving that thing"
Me: "Yep, that's my baby!"
Manager: "Don't you have to have a set of tits to drive that thing?"
Me:
Security guard: "hey who make this?"
Me: "Honda"
Security guard: "It looks great!"
Me: "Thanks!"
Security guard: "I love how they just mirrored the BMW."
Me:
and walk away.Second conversation
Manager: "hey are you driving that thing"
Me: "Yep, that's my baby!"
Manager: "Don't you have to have a set of tits to drive that thing?"
Me:
04-11-2005, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by hukares,Apr 10 2005, 08:06 PM
No but it can help you get one!
I always just get the, "What kind of car is that?".
My 'H' emblems are removed so I guess I should expect that.
My favorite is when I was with a friend/co-worker of mine doing a job in TN. I had my S with me since I live in Ohio and he had a rental car since he's from NY.
We met this really nice looking girl and got her to come out with us one night. She said she had to bring her friend which is good, two girls, two guys, no problems. Well when we met up with her that night in our hotel lot, we seen that she must one of those pretty girls who has the fat girls for friends (~240lbs ). My friend was a little quicker and said the nice looking girl could ride with him and her friend could ride with me . Luckily, when she went over and looked at my car she said, "I could never fit into that." So we had to switch and I got the hot one.
That's one feature I really like about this car, "No Fatties".
I always just get the, "What kind of car is that?".
My 'H' emblems are removed so I guess I should expect that.
My favorite is when I was with a friend/co-worker of mine doing a job in TN. I had my S with me since I live in Ohio and he had a rental car since he's from NY.
We met this really nice looking girl and got her to come out with us one night. She said she had to bring her friend which is good, two girls, two guys, no problems. Well when we met up with her that night in our hotel lot, we seen that she must one of those pretty girls who has the fat girls for friends (~240lbs
). My friend was a little quicker and said the nice looking girl could ride with him and her friend could ride with me . Luckily, when she went over and looked at my car she said, "I could never fit into that." So we had to switch and I got the hot one.That's one feature I really like about this car, "No Fatties".
LOLOLOLLLLLL!!!
04-11-2005, 08:08 AM
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I live in San Francisco, so it's quite common to see the roads banged up.
Dad: "What the
? It's not much of a family car..."
Me: "The exact reason why I bought it dad..."
Translation: my parents wanted me to carry the tradition of getting a truck/van/suv. A family car...hence the reason why I bought the cute two door convertible
Dad: "What the
? It's not much of a family car..." Me: "The exact reason why I bought it dad..."
Translation: my parents wanted me to carry the tradition of getting a truck/van/suv. A family car...hence the reason why I bought the cute two door convertible
04-11-2005, 08:44 AM
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I took my buddy for a ride when I first got the car. Redlined all the way through 4th and when I let off he said "Damn this sh!ts got hella VTEC!" Hahaha! He is knowlegable about cars and makes fun of me referring to my hp as VTEC all the time.
My mom when I first got the car and driving out the dealership "I thought you said you didn't like convertables?"
Me: "Just this one"
Mom: "I like this car, you going to teach me how to drive it?"
Me: "You gonna buy me a new clutch?"
Mom: "Why didn't you get an automatic?"
Me: "They don't make it in auto, and I want stick so nobody else can drive it!"
Mom: "I'm gonna change it into an automatic!"
Me: "Hahaha. Okay."
Hahaha! He is knowlegable about cars and makes fun of me referring to my hp as VTEC all the time.My mom when I first got the car and driving out the dealership "I thought you said you didn't like convertables?"
Me: "Just this one"
Mom: "I like this car, you going to teach me how to drive it?"
Me: "You gonna buy me a new clutch?"
Mom: "Why didn't you get an automatic?"
Me: "They don't make it in auto, and I want stick so nobody else can drive it!"
Mom: "I'm gonna change it into an automatic!"
Me: "Hahaha. Okay."