Funny things people have said about your s2000
09-10-2004, 01:09 PM
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[QUOTE=kctham,Sep 10 2004, 02:30 PM] And another time in the parking lot of a walmart, some guy saw the car and went, "Nice car!"
"Thanks, it's my wife's."
"How much is it new?"
"Thirty-two"
"Thirty-two hundred?"
"Thanks, it's my wife's."
"How much is it new?"
"Thirty-two"
"Thirty-two hundred?"
09-10-2004, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by S2KEvolution,Sep 10 2004, 11:09 AM
but who is dumb enough to think our cars would cost 3200 by the way they look? that person was very very stupid.
at sonic:
i had my tonneau (<incorrect spelling?) cover on, i was just sitting there eating by myself in my car enjoying the nice day, when a wrx pulls up and some kids get out.
kid1: hey man, nice car
me: thanks, i appreciate it
kid2: is this a honda s2000
me: nope, it's a new miata...
just kidding, yeah it's an s2000
kid1: these are convertibles right? (REALIZE I ALREADY HAD THE TOP DOWN)
me: (looking very confused) uhh, yeah (wanting to laugh so d**n hard)
kid2: then where's the top if you need to put it up?
me: its under here (pointed to the tonneau cover) 
kids: ohhhhhhh!!!
some people are so intelligent!!!
at sonic:
i had my tonneau (<incorrect spelling?) cover on, i was just sitting there eating by myself in my car enjoying the nice day, when a wrx pulls up and some kids get out.
kid1: hey man, nice car
me: thanks, i appreciate it
kid2: is this a honda s2000
me: nope, it's a new miata...
just kidding, yeah it's an s2000kid1: these are convertibles right? (REALIZE I ALREADY HAD THE TOP DOWN)
me: (looking very confused) uhh, yeah (wanting to laugh so d**n hard)
kid2: then where's the top if you need to put it up?
me:
its under here (pointed to the tonneau cover) kids: ohhhhhhh!!!
some people are so intelligent!!!
09-10-2004, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by BlitzSRM,Sep 10 2004, 03:47 PM
you know how your brain stops working when you see a pretty girl....
oh i definitely know. i was out eating last night with my friend jake. this FINE girl walked by and i completely lost track of what i was talking about and my jaw just dropped and my friend jake busted out laughing.
09-10-2004, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by dcak,Jul 23 2004, 08:36 AM
"hey did you know Motor Trend ranked your car Chick Car of the Year?"
that's what they mean by "chik car"
09-10-2004, 02:45 PM
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I've gotten all of the usual things like "hey is that a Porsche" and "love your car" but the best one yet was my girlfriend said that the side mirrors of the S2000 look a little like Shreks ears.
I started cracking up... and when I say cracking up I mean thinking my girlfriend must have eaten paint chips as a kid.
But then I looked from the front and I was like " whoaa you're right!"
I guess we both eat paint chips
I started cracking up... and when I say cracking up I mean thinking my girlfriend must have eaten paint chips as a kid.
But then I looked from the front and I was like " whoaa you're right!"
I guess we both eat paint chips
09-19-2004, 08:51 AM
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LHB went shopping. Came back to S to find 5 blocks stood looking at it - arms crossed head tilted over to get a better look. Deep in conversation about what it was.
She blips the remote, they all look round. Here she is laden with carrier bags, brolly etc
Conversation went!
"$hit is that your car?"
Yep!
"Thats fcuking lovely what is it?"
A Honda S2000
"Them fcuking wheels are pure sex!"
Thanks (still struggling with all the shopping)
"We've been guarding it for you"
LHB drives off quickly!
Don't know whether to be flattered or worried!
Still priceless
She blips the remote, they all look round. Here she is laden with carrier bags, brolly etc
Conversation went!
"$hit is that your car?"
Yep!
"Thats fcuking lovely what is it?"
A Honda S2000
"Them fcuking wheels are pure sex!"
Thanks (still struggling with all the shopping)
"We've been guarding it for you"
LHB drives off quickly!
Don't know whether to be flattered or worried!
Still priceless