Funny things people have said about your s2000
09-04-2004, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by silverlude2001,Aug 12 2004, 04:47 AM
After two days of ownership:
Taking gas at the pump, a RTS bus pulls over and I think the driver wanted
to get some coffee or something, instead he came over to me and asked a
bunch of details on my car and whether it was fast .... he he .... while all
his passengers waited patiently on the bus.
After four days of ownership:
Pulling into my housing complex and a little girl (maybe 5-6 yrs) on a bike
speeds up and tried to come closer to me ..... and says "Nice car, sir!".
I slowed down and waved. [Almost like the VW commercial ........ if you
know what I mean)
Some others .... not this noteworthy.
Taking gas at the pump, a RTS bus pulls over and I think the driver wanted
to get some coffee or something, instead he came over to me and asked a
bunch of details on my car and whether it was fast .... he he .... while all
his passengers waited patiently on the bus.
After four days of ownership:
Pulling into my housing complex and a little girl (maybe 5-6 yrs) on a bike
speeds up and tried to come closer to me ..... and says "Nice car, sir!".
I slowed down and waved. [Almost like the VW commercial ........ if you
know what I mean)
Some others .... not this noteworthy.
09-04-2004, 09:43 PM
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Not all that fnuny, just a nice compliment this friday.
So I'm pullin out of work, and since i work so close to metro air port, alot of people usually stop to ask directions as I'm leaving...
As I pull out a black male in a mazda somethign... flags me down, assuming he will be just asking for directions i stop as always, but the conversation went as such....
He says: man I work across teh street and every day when you leave i hear you take off, is that an aftermarket exhaust...
I reply: yes it is.
He said: Man that shit sounds good brotha!
I said: Thanks and drove off good way to start the weekend.
gotta <3 the invidia
So I'm pullin out of work, and since i work so close to metro air port, alot of people usually stop to ask directions as I'm leaving...
As I pull out a black male in a mazda somethign... flags me down, assuming he will be just asking for directions i stop as always, but the conversation went as such....
He says: man I work across teh street and every day when you leave i hear you take off, is that an aftermarket exhaust...
I reply: yes it is.
He said: Man that shit sounds good brotha!
I said: Thanks and drove off
good way to start the weekend.gotta <3 the invidia
09-05-2004, 03:29 PM
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Just yesterday I was waiting for my friend to get some new hardware for his digital camera, and I was just standing if front of my S......
A middleage mom comes of of the shop with her teenage son.......
" wow beautiful car........as they walk off about 10 feet I hear the mom say to her son........."is that the one that is made out of titanium......"
and had to chuckle at that last one.......
.....what the?
A middleage mom comes of of the shop with her teenage son.......
" wow beautiful car........as they walk off about 10 feet I hear the mom say to her son........."is that the one that is made out of titanium......"
and had to chuckle at that last one.......
.....what the?
09-05-2004, 04:01 PM
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i was walking back to my car one time and i'm about 10 feet away from it - coming the other way is mom, dad & two kids walking along - they are all staring at the car as they walk by it - as i walk past them the mom says "people who own cars like that have got a real problem" - i really wanted to ask her to quantify that statement but my g/f wouldn't let me 
she obviously couldn't just admire the car for what it is - a beautiful piece of machinery - bad attitude imho.
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four young guys in a banged up old toyota pull up next to me and the driver is motioning like crazy for me to roll down the window - i oblige.
Driver: wow, nice car, is it fast?
Me: No, not really
D: how many litres is it?
Me: *hold up two fingers together*
D: one litre!
Me: no, two litres, hence why i'm holding up two fingers.
D: wanna race?
Me: *as the light goes green* "No, not really" * i floored it and flew off leaving him sitting staring at my exhausts
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another time me and my g/f are sitting munching on a sandwich parked at the side of the road with the roof down - a group of around 5 or 6 neds* walk past just as we are pulling away from the kerb - one of them shouts "get a real job you fu**in parasite". i wasn't sure what he meant but my g/f reckons he thought i was a drug dealer because of the car!
*Scottish name for young idiots who hang around drinking & causing trouble - always looking for a fight etc.
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but to offset the negatives every day i get some kids saying cool car mister plus lots of admiring glances from other drivers/pedestrians and especially the ladies
much more than boxsta drivers get i'm sure
she obviously couldn't just admire the car for what it is - a beautiful piece of machinery - bad attitude imho.
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four young guys in a banged up old toyota pull up next to me and the driver is motioning like crazy for me to roll down the window - i oblige.
Driver: wow, nice car, is it fast?
Me: No, not really
D: how many litres is it?
Me: *hold up two fingers together*
D: one litre!
Me: no, two litres, hence why i'm holding up two fingers.
D: wanna race?
Me: *as the light goes green* "No, not really" * i floored it and flew off leaving him sitting staring at my exhausts
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another time me and my g/f are sitting munching on a sandwich parked at the side of the road with the roof down - a group of around 5 or 6 neds* walk past just as we are pulling away from the kerb - one of them shouts "get a real job you fu**in parasite". i wasn't sure what he meant but my g/f reckons he thought i was a drug dealer because of the car!
*Scottish name for young idiots who hang around drinking & causing trouble - always looking for a fight etc.
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but to offset the negatives every day i get some kids saying cool car mister plus lots of admiring glances from other drivers/pedestrians and especially the ladies
much more than boxsta drivers get i'm sure
09-05-2004, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by A2DaZ,Sep 5 2004, 09:06 PM
One time I got an ass clown ask me, "Is it yours?", lol, no its my...umm.. let me figure this one out...
ive gotten that one too
09-05-2004, 08:47 PM
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i got the hey nice porche.......
Me: thanks buddy!
i also get the its only a 4 banger, u wont be able to merge with traffic. thats when i smoked his altima. he now wants to ge a e46 m3 just to beat me. i'll have somthing ready for him by then.
angelo
Me: thanks buddy!
i also get the its only a 4 banger, u wont be able to merge with traffic. thats when i smoked his altima. he now wants to ge a e46 m3 just to beat me. i'll have somthing ready for him by then.
angelo
09-05-2004, 10:26 PM
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Kid my age from down the street:
"Is that car yours?"
"It will be"
"Too bad, you should crash it and get a good american car"
......Silence.
Funny thing is, American cars are definately pieces.
also:
"Isn't it the same price as a Porsche Carrera?"
I was ready to reply, if it were A seventeen year old would NOT be driving it....
-Chase
"Is that car yours?"
"It will be"
"Too bad, you should crash it and get a good american car"
......Silence.
Funny thing is, American cars are definately pieces.
also:
"Isn't it the same price as a Porsche Carrera?"
I was ready to reply, if it were A seventeen year old would NOT be driving it....
-Chase
09-06-2004, 02:16 PM
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This weekend at the beach we called the maintenance man to come fix the garage door at the condo we were renting. Right away he starting talking about the S while ignoring my friend