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Old 07-21-2004, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by BruteHareS2k,Jul 21 2004, 11:15 AM
Some guy asked me if I needed to use an oxygen mask when I hit VTEC in my S2000 because he had being in an Integra Type R that was very intense when it engaged VTEC. I was and told him that I didn'y buy that option so I couldn't saty in VTEC for long or I would run out of oxygen and die Funny guy.
That's the perfect mod!!! Oxygen masks that fall down from the visors when you hit VTEC!!!! What an image that paints in my mind!!!
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:00 AM
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the older people always ask "Can you fit a bag of golf clubs in there?"

i can fit two bags of golf clubs in the trunk



ps: im not old
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:04 AM
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My girfriend and I walked about a half mile to a bar to get wasted (no tempation to try to drive back home if we walk there). The road there is FILLED with ricers, pickups and beat up POSs of all types, as this is The Strip where high schoolers gather in town. Walking back, with her, one smart-arse parked says something like, "Yeah, that's why you ain't got no car and gotta walk". I'm 25, and supposedly above this sort of thing, but it still pissed me off, and what the hell am I supposed to do?
- shout back "Ya-huh, I do, it's a Honda S2000!". I'm sure they'd have thought i was talking out of my arse, and I would have sounded like a 5 year old.
- try to start schit? Yeah, there were like 8 kids there and I was "publicly intoxicated".. didn't want johnny law getting involved, plus there were enough of them to lay a hearty azz-pounding on me.
- Talk schit back, about the fact that I have an S2000.. it's the only one in town, and I didn't want one of those ficks seeing while it was parked somewhere.

Damn! I got punked and couldn't do schit!

ah well, it still didn't ruin my night, since Taco Hell is on the way home...
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:42 AM
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"so, you guys have his and hers convertibles!"

wife has a '95 Miata
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Old 07-21-2004, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by dcak,Jul 21 2004, 11:04 AM
ah well, it still didn't ruin my night, since Taco Hell is on the way home...
Taco Hell
Hopefully he will get to see you one more time while you cruise with the top down .
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Old 07-21-2004, 09:58 AM
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"Is that a cougar", me....no, its a HONDA.
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Old 07-21-2004, 10:13 AM
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My girlfriend:
"I feel cool when you drop me off someplace in your car".

A guy my friend know, when my friend mentioned we were going out drinking together that night:
"Oh, isnt' he that guy with the silver Porsche Carrera?"
My friend:
"Yeah"
and left it at that..
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Gas station attendant offered to fill up the tank for free if he could drive it around the parking lot...
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:26 PM
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"I'll trade you ANY car on my lot for that car!"

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Old 07-22-2004, 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Ragingazn,Jul 17 2004, 03:43 PM
LOL i got a parking ticket at ASU for an expired meter.
they put down my correct vin number and liscense, mind you that this is all computerized, they put yellow honda 2002 del sol... omg i was like, even with a computer they couldnt figure it out
You can fight that ticket...it's not yours....when my Dad got an Audi the first year they were in the US, my brother got a (legit) parking ticket. Cop wrote "Black"...it was a deep green....and Make: "Unknown". It was worth the trip to court. Couple of minutes he was outta there with money still in pocket...
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