Funny things people have said about your s2000
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I work at a Nissan dealership and everyone keeps asking me why I didn't buy a 350z...Uhh let me see...how much time have you got?!
Then they tell me it's a chick car.
Then they tell me it's a chick car.
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^ Riiiiiiiighht! The S2000 has nothing chick about it but the chick magnet part of it.
At least it doesnt look like a toad taking a shit (350Z) (A member experience)
At least it doesnt look like a toad taking a shit (350Z) (A member experience)
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Not too funny, but I have been asked if I wanted to trade vehicles several times while at the gas station. Usually they are pick-up drivers. I would estimate I get some favorable comment about my car while at the gas station 75% of the time and definately lots of stares. The car is not seen that often here in West Texas, I have only seen three others in town - mine being the only New Formula Red! I kinda like that.
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While polishing my S2000 in the driveway:
Garbage man: "OH YEAH, BOI - WE READY TO ROLL NOW!"
("No we're not.")
While gassing up my S2000:
Random man with missing front teeth: "Nice Porsche, eh? They wouldn't let me test one at the dealership so I refused to buy it. Mind if I take yours for a quick scoot?"
("A 'scoot'? Sure! I love letting other people--especially complete strangers--test drive my car.")
Pulling into a parking lot where teen girls are holding signs that say "Free car wash":
Girl: "Hey, free car wash... come on!"
Me: "My car is spotless. I just spent almost 5 hours detailing it."
Girl: "It looks good, but we could have done it in less than 30 minutes!"
Me: "Yes, I'm sure you could have..."
Girl: "Is that a corvette?"
Me: "Yes."
Garbage man: "OH YEAH, BOI - WE READY TO ROLL NOW!"
("No we're not.")
While gassing up my S2000:
Random man with missing front teeth: "Nice Porsche, eh? They wouldn't let me test one at the dealership so I refused to buy it. Mind if I take yours for a quick scoot?"
("A 'scoot'? Sure! I love letting other people--especially complete strangers--test drive my car.")
Pulling into a parking lot where teen girls are holding signs that say "Free car wash":
Girl: "Hey, free car wash... come on!"
Me: "My car is spotless. I just spent almost 5 hours detailing it."
Girl: "It looks good, but we could have done it in less than 30 minutes!"
Me: "Yes, I'm sure you could have..."
Girl: "Is that a corvette?"
Me: "Yes."
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Last week:
I was going to my friend's house. I parked my car. As I am walking to his house, this old lady shaking her head to rap music (go figure) says to me, "Nice Benz." Me..nah its just a honda. She had the most dumbfounded look and just said, honda???? I just continued walking.
I was going to my friend's house. I parked my car. As I am walking to his house, this old lady shaking her head to rap music (go figure) says to me, "Nice Benz." Me..nah its just a honda. She had the most dumbfounded look and just said, honda???? I just continued walking.
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Originally Posted by SBS2000R,Jul 17 2004, 12:56 PM
[...] "Nice Benz." Me..nah its just a honda. [...]
As I recall, it was "just" a Honda that dominated Formula 1 during the Senna years. It's just a Honda that's going to dominate IRL... And the new Rune motorcycle is "just" a Honda... Honestly, I'll never get that business. But it's this kind of thinking that gave birth to Acura in the first place. All I can say is, thank god it's a Honda.
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S2k here in UAE is a very very rare car.. and most ppl dont even know abt it.... Once this guy asks me... Is this a Civic Sports Car with v6. Another one was so common here.. Oh is dat a new CRX(Del Sol). hehe
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Originally Posted by BruteHareS2k,Jul 16 2004, 05:52 PM
At least it doesnt look like a toad taking a shit (350Z) (A member experience)
dude thats exactly what i say! except i say frog....same thing
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my neighbor... "wow i have never seen one of those before, what is it?" me: its a honda s2000, him: "hmm.. looks like a sports car"...... me: me: wow.. here's your sign