Funny things people have said about your s2000
04-29-2004, 07:45 AM
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Originally posted by StwoKrocket
Picking up my little sister from school (6th grade) the first day i got my S and shes looking at my car in amazement when two kids from school come over say...Jess, is your dad going to get you a ferrari when you get your license too? My little sister just laughed at them and said its not a ferrari...its faster than a ferrari though and gets in the car...i was quite impressed even though she was sadly mistaken
Picked up my g/f later that day to show her the car and as i hit vtec in first ( i know i know i shouldnt hit vtec during break in) she goes HOLY SHIT!, so i slam on the breaks and ask her what was wrong....she goes what are you doing....i want to hear that sounf again go faster....and i asked her if she was talking about VTEC and she says.. "i dont care what its called but its getting me wet....why did u have to get a two seater?!"
Getting into my car outside of a pizzeria when an older "biker" guy comes up to me
Biker - Are you a drug dealer?
Me - No why?
Biker - Is your dad a lawyer or a doctor?
Me - (really confused) Ummm no
Biker - Who payed for that porsche your driving?
Me - I payed for it sir but its not a porsche, its a honda
Biker - (looking extremely puzzled) god damn rice burners...
than he walked away....
Picking up my little sister from school (6th grade) the first day i got my S and shes looking at my car in amazement when two kids from school come over say...Jess, is your dad going to get you a ferrari when you get your license too? My little sister just laughed at them and said its not a ferrari...its faster than a ferrari though and gets in the car...i was quite impressed even though she was sadly mistaken
Picked up my g/f later that day to show her the car and as i hit vtec in first ( i know i know i shouldnt hit vtec during break in) she goes HOLY SHIT!, so i slam on the breaks and ask her what was wrong....she goes what are you doing....i want to hear that sounf again go faster....and i asked her if she was talking about VTEC and she says.. "i dont care what its called but its getting me wet....why did u have to get a two seater?!"
Getting into my car outside of a pizzeria when an older "biker" guy comes up to me
Biker - Are you a drug dealer?
Me - No why?
Biker - Is your dad a lawyer or a doctor?
Me - (really confused) Ummm no
Biker - Who payed for that porsche your driving?
Me - I payed for it sir but its not a porsche, its a honda
Biker - (looking extremely puzzled) god damn rice burners...
than he walked away....
04-29-2004, 07:59 AM
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Originally posted by BruteHareS2k
Yesterday one of my retarded friends asked me if I got my tercel in Pimp my ride cuz they made it look like an S2000.
Yesterday one of my retarded friends asked me if I got my tercel in Pimp my ride cuz they made it look like an S2000.
Does this make any sense?
04-29-2004, 03:33 PM
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Not really a funny one, but it just happened about a half hour ago...
My neighbors grandkids were over her house and they saw me outside in the garage and came over to ask me if i could help them fix their dads old minibike they found in her garage...i think they are 6 and 8....but they started telling me about how they went to the NY Auto Show and i asked them what the coolest cars they saw were...and the older one replied the Saleen S7 was the best one there.....than his little brother pushed him and said nooooo stupid! The Honda S2000 was the best car there...than began reciting all of the cars specs...and after he was all done he looked at me with the biggest smile in the world....Smart kid huh?
My neighbors grandkids were over her house and they saw me outside in the garage and came over to ask me if i could help them fix their dads old minibike they found in her garage...i think they are 6 and 8....but they started telling me about how they went to the NY Auto Show and i asked them what the coolest cars they saw were...and the older one replied the Saleen S7 was the best one there.....than his little brother pushed him and said nooooo stupid! The Honda S2000 was the best car there...than began reciting all of the cars specs...and after he was all done he looked at me with the biggest smile in the world....Smart kid huh?
04-29-2004, 03:35 PM
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i heard a couple of guys talkin by my car and one friend asked the other what kind of car is that, the friend replied: i dont know, it has a big S on the front bumper (ricks badges) and the other friend replied it has to be a saturn then!...funny but a lil insulted for our cars to be a saturn...
