Sabre

Went to park my car coming back from lunch and the parking lot was packed except for two spots. The person ahead of me pulled forward and started to slowly back in to one spot in her mid-size SUV. The last spot open was on the very end (nice for me since I can hug the curb away from the next car) two spots down. I pull up, back in and am getting out of the car just as she was getting out of hers.

She took a long look over at my car as I was walking beside her then looks over at me.
I just laugh as she says "It certainly helps to drive such a tiny car"

spiffey28694

I hail from a small one horse town and around here all we have is big trucks and tractors on the road. The first night my S rolled off the back of the Exotic auto trnasport truck all three cops in the county on duty showed up wondering wtf is going on. After all the paper worked was signed and the car was sitting in the parking lot one of the cops said I will make you a deal if you can out run me I will never cahse you or even give you a ticket. I told him if he rides with me and he dont hold on for dear life turn white knuckled and get out with his knees quivering I would let him write me a ticket for whatever he wanted to including a dwi. After the hell ride he rolled out the car crawled to the weeds nearby and puked everywhere and sayed i will be sure to carry a spatula and a dust pan to scrape the peices of you off the road. Till this day he still has not even gave me a second look in passing. pretty cool to have some immunity from at least on cop. The others I am still working on. Especially the one that gave the monster ticket my first weekend in town with the play toy.

spiffey

Currahee474

The boss said today: "Man that thing looks fast just sitting there"

alexz

R3DS2K

i have soft top

friend ask me can you drive your car in the rain? since the roof is not metal??

i was washing my car at the time and soft top was wet.. gees.. some people

deathsled

so did you hit it?

Silver Surfer

went into autozone to pick up a part

employee: year/make/model
me: 2002
me: honda
me: s2000
employee: (he doesn't see it in the current pull down menu) what's an s2000?
me: scroll down, it's there

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had the same thing happen when i was getting my insurance.......the lady asks "is that a motorcycle"............no it's a car

agent

reminds me of a Top Gear episode... "How much would it cost to insure Bugatti Veyron? ... ... Bugatti... Veyron.... No that's not a ROVER!"

vtec9

You don't have it that bad.. Imagine trying to explain that you own a "2000 S2000"

jeggy

i thought i was the only one...hahahahah
i have made the habbit of saying "model year 2000" pause........ "S.....2000"