Funny things people have said about your s2000
08-10-2007, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeyC,Jul 2 2005, 09:11 PM
Story two (much shorter I promise)
I'm at the gas station w/ my Audi TT in late 1999. Now the car had just come out and no one had ever seen one but . . . this guy comes over and is staring at the front of the car. There is a giant and I mean giant Audi symbol in the grill and staring directly at the Audi symbol he says "is that a Porsche?"
I'm at the gas station w/ my Audi TT in late 1999. Now the car had just come out and no one had ever seen one but . . . this guy comes over and is staring at the front of the car. There is a giant and I mean giant Audi symbol in the grill and staring directly at the Audi symbol he says "is that a Porsche?"
08-11-2007, 02:43 AM
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I had a friend ride in my car a couple months ago through a canyon. I got sideways through a corner but pulled it out okay...
Him: "That never happens in my car..." (Cobalt SS)
Me: "I've rode with you through here. You never get above 30 there, I was going 42"
Him: "Touche"
Him: "That never happens in my car..." (Cobalt SS)
Me: "I've rode with you through here. You never get above 30 there, I was going 42"
Him: "Touche"
08-11-2007, 11:26 AM
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here's a something that just happened....got a new rookie in today and he says to me,
"hey Sgt, is that your honda?"
"yeah rook, why?"
"i heard its got a 4 banger in it"
"ok....and"
"too bad my 6 cylinder mustang can take your 4."
"hm.......ok"
"what? you wanna race Sgt?"
"sure"
"how much horsepower you got like 140-150?"
"uh......like 240 dumbass"
"oh...........never mind i didn't know it had a turbo"
"uhm actually it..........never mind......just go clean something"
"yes Sgt"
"hey Sgt, is that your honda?"
"yeah rook, why?"
"i heard its got a 4 banger in it"
"ok....and"
"too bad my 6 cylinder mustang can take your 4."
"hm.......ok"
"what? you wanna race Sgt?"
"sure"
"how much horsepower you got like 140-150?"
"uh......like 240 dumbass"
"oh...........never mind i didn't know it had a turbo"
"uhm actually it..........never mind......just go clean something"
"yes Sgt"
