Diablo99V

Cop asked me last night: how many times has the car helped me get laid? I replied: "None sir". He said if you keep on lying Im giving you a ticket . Then he smiled. By his looks I think he actually needed a nice car to get him laid.

ruexp67

Sounds like he was hitting on you.

Rane

This is for Chadwich and BruteHareS2k:

My sister: "Your car is really pretty, but it would look even better if you had the red and black leather. Why didn't you get that?"

For the record I'm jealous of everything but your carpet

ruexp67

Well, the photo album is messed up so I can't post my pix, but you can get red seats and door panel inserts and turn your car into red/black. And retain your black carpet. That's what I did. The red/black seats would be tough to come by (the all red seats are hard to come by.) Just a thought.

Diablo99V

Ordered black carpets with red borders. So I should be ok .

Say thank you to your sis .

PMantis24

[QUOTE]Originally posted by BruteHareS2k

PMantis24

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rane
Scene: Frycow and myself at a light on a 3 lane road. Side by side, we are waiting for the light change. There is a woman in a jeep beside me in the third lane.

Woman: "I'm so sorry for ruining your symmetry. You need a third one."

Me:

Rane

[QUOTE]Originally posted by BruteHareS2k

RickFriend

I was sitting at a gas station in my S and an older guy pulls in next to me in a large SUV and asks me if his gas cap was on the side of his vehicle that I could see. I said yes and he said he had just bought the vehicle and did not know. He proceeds to park and imediately gets out and walks around my S and starts to ask me all kinds of questions about the car. Needless to say I certainly didn't ask him any questions about his new ride because I didn't care........just another SUV.

OverBooster

While parked next to a Porsche at the ATM this hot babe in black leather pants said "nice car" to me and nothing about the porsche to the guy standing next to me.

Porsche=OWN3D