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Old 03-08-2007, 04:50 PM
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I was getting the window tinted - after some lowlife smashed the passenger window to steal shit leaving the roof alone but smashing the glove box.

Anyway car is running having being driven in by young staff member. Whilst its running said person asks if starter button shuts it down. Proceeds to test.

Moron!
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Old 03-08-2007, 05:35 PM
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WOW. Just read all 94 pages! It took DAYS!!! It was worth it though!

OK now I'll add the best one I can remember. CoWorker(CW) - Real nice guy. Anyway.

(CW) Hey man nice new car!
(Me) Thank you.
(CW) I bet you can pick up all kinds of chicks in that thing!
**short pause**
(CW) Well... maybe one.
(Me) LOL
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Old 03-10-2007, 05:59 AM
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The frist day my dad drove the S. He tells me that a Z4 wanted to race him He floors it and the Vtec Kicks in. He like I gased it and it felt like a Turbo Kicked in. Does this car have a Turbo?
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Old 03-10-2007, 06:16 AM
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yup. it's between the flux capacitor and the blinker fluid.

only in 2007 though, because they are the last year for s2000's

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Old 03-10-2007, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Lethander,Mar 10 2007, 06:59 AM
Does this car have a Turbo?
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Old 03-10-2007, 01:37 PM
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"Does this car have a Turbo? "

Yeah four. Like the veyron. One for each cylinder.
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Today at work...

Customer 1: *Looking at the Fit after test drive* "It has only 109 hp? It feels pretty peppy."
Customer 2 cut in before I could reply: "It's light. When it's light, you don't need a lot of HP."

I nodded in agreement.

Customer 2 continued: "That's why the new MX-5 is faster than the S2000. It's several hundred pounds lighter."


I think he forgot one important thing in the performance equation: HORSEPOWER! LOL!
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Old 03-10-2007, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by FrostyWinters,Mar 10 2007, 05:56 PM
Today at work...

Customer 1: *Looking at the Fit after test drive* "It has only 109 hp? It feels pretty peppy."
Customer 2 cut in before I could reply: "It's light. When it's light, you don't need a lot of HP."

I nodded in agreement.

Customer 2 continued: "That's why the new MX-5 is faster than the S2000. It's several hundred pounds lighter."


I think he forgot one important thing in the performance equation: HORSEPOWER! LOL!
, looks like he had half of the equation down.
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Still obviously no good at equations tho!
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Old 03-10-2007, 06:19 PM
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Close but no cigar customer 2! Now for your beating!
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