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Old 08-27-2006, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by honda_s2k_racing,Aug 26 2006, 11:46 PM
i dont know where that is... i live FAR FAR south alabama... so where is ozark?
Just north of Dothan - maybe 25 - 30 miles.

Around Atlanta, we refer to that as L.A. - (Lower Alabama).
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Old 08-27-2006, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by honda_s2k_racing,Aug 27 2006, 12:43 AM
lol... chips! lol!

Its funny, i had a crappy 2002 eclipse before this car, and right when i got my S i put it on my myspace and IMMEDIATLY got messages from 10 of my ex-gf's... LOL!

keep trying bitches! lol

Myspace girlies love my ride too
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Old 08-27-2006, 05:23 AM
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While looking around for a s2000, me and the salesperson discuss whether i had a trade in.

Salesperson: What car do you have now?
Me: I have a R S X.
Sales: Oh the one with the rotory motor?
Me: No...
Sales: Oh then you must have an older one.
Me: I guess so...
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Old 08-27-2006, 05:48 AM
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I seem to get a lot of shit from random people who think my car looks too nice for a 21 year old kid to be driving. It must be the LM's


After hot import nights i was filling up my car at a gas station right by the show, and as I'm finishing up a guy walks by and says "Your daddy lets you keep his car out this late?" Not wanting to deal with his crap I just said yep and went on getting in my car, then seconds later he leaves the gas station by peeling out in his riced out accord through a red light. So after a minute or two I leave the gas station and hop on the highway to go home. After about 5 minutes I hit traffic, only to find out that the dueche bag had spun out and smashed the whole front end of his car on the highway divider.


Another time, I was filling up my car at the gas station when a guy comes walking around the front of my car. He was admiring the car, and had a big stupid grin on his face.
Guy: That's a beautiful car you have there
Me: Thanks
Guy: It's not yours is it?
Me: Yes it is as a matter of fact
Guy: Well then you have great taste for a kid your age
Me: I smiled and mumbled thanks to him
Then he starts to walk around the car again and look at it (obviously looking for some kind of emblem), and says "So what kind of car is it?" I told him "it's a honda". That immediately took the grin off of his face, and he just said "Oh" and walked away. I've never seen someone change their mind so quickly.


The best comment of all time had to be "Is that the new sebring? It looks a lot better than the old ones."
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Old 08-27-2006, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ILL roller,Aug 27 2006, 02:48 PM
After about 5 minutes I hit traffic, only to find out that the dueche bag had spun out and smashed the whole front end of his car on the highway divider.
Brilliant! Nice to see the karma being balanced so quickly
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Old 08-27-2006, 12:36 PM
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I agree with Neil!

So far, i havent gotten the "Your Dads car comments" yet, but i will (im only 20) but im sure ill get some comments like that!

As for that deuche, ya, i love seing karma work out like that! I saw a little absoluetely RICED to the max Integra (older one mid-late 90's) and it wanted to race me, i declined because "street racing" is stupid. I have a good friend with a twin turbo Fairlady Z (2006) and he said ok to the race and beat the living ass of the 'teg. The 'teg had over $5000 under the hood to. B motor swap, Nitrous, header... pretty much everything except FI. It was funny!
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Old 08-27-2006, 05:47 PM
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You guys must fill up your gas during the day when it's hot to get that much conversation opportunities. Jeremy Clarkson once said that filling up your gas in a really cold morning or night will give you just a little bit more gas because gas is denser in the cold. So, until winter comes, I'll be filling up at the gas station all alone @ 3am.
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Old 08-27-2006, 05:53 PM
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A punk ass kid pulls up in an older mustang body kit painted in 5 different colors, probably 94 or 95, it was a 5.0 at a main light.

He: My car eats pieces of s**t like that all the time.
Me: Your car eats S**T?

Light turns green: put 4 lengths on him by the end of 2nd gear. Gave him a 1/2 "peace" sign.
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Old 08-27-2006, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ATOice,Aug 27 2006, 06:53 PM
A punk ass kid pulls up in an older mustang body kit painted in 5 different colors, probably 94 or 95, it was a 5.0 at a main light.

He: My car eats pieces of s**t like that all the time.
Me: Your car eats S**T?

Light turns green: put 4 lengths on him by the end of 2nd gear. Gave him a 1/2 "peace" sign.
that reminds me of a movie. i forgot which one but it went like this

guy 1: i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

guy 2: you eat shit for breakfast?
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Old 08-27-2006, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by geoff2005,Aug 27 2006, 08:59 PM
that reminds me of a movie. i forgot which one but it went like this

guy 1: i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

guy 2: you eat shit for breakfast?
billy madison
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