Funny things people have said about your s2000
07-26-2006, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Jul 26 2006, 10:18 AM
Driving in Toronto with my buddy, stopped at a light these two HOT blondes walked up and one said "Niiiice car...you need a backseat. Too bad!" and they started to walk away, so I said "I can kick him out" and pointed to my buddy. They smiled and kept walkin 
that is toooooo bad
that is toooooo badI don't know... I hate it when girls tease cause they think I get all worked up over it... so when I give them a smart remark back they kind of give a look like... how come he's not chasing me down?
Teasers S*CK!!!!...
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07-26-2006, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by hondax2000,Jul 24 2006, 11:31 PM
Ok so I read this whole thread and now I finally have something funny that happened to me. I was driving home from work the other day and there was a guy on his bike on the other side of the street. As I am driving by I see his head turning staring at my car, as he is watching me he isn't watching where he is going and he runs right into a bush and falls off his bike into the bushes. Kinda sucks for him but it was funny none the less.
07-26-2006, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 8kGoodENuff,Jul 26 2006, 02:37 PM
Teasers S*CK!!!!...
I definitely got the impression that these girls would've gladly jumped right in if there were room. They didn't come off as sluts though, to the sadness of my friend who is ridiculously attracted to slutty whores
Last week a couple of cougars in an escape were pulling into the parking lot at a local coffee shop, and stopped angled half next to me, half in front. Driver goes "oooo where are YOU going?" So I answered back "whereever you tell me" and smiled
Apparently that caught her off guard cause she got quiet then said "nice car...you should come here more often and drove away. The coug's are always good for a laugh
07-26-2006, 12:55 PM
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I'm not sure if this is very funny, but here I go.
I wake up to my radio every morning and one day I woke up to Channel 933 here in San Diego.
The main guy AJ was talking about how he would like to get a convertible. The others on the show kept saying convertibles were gay. And how they only know gay guys that drive them. They brought up cars like the Chrysler Sebring, etc. They would not stop with the gay jokes.
I began brushing my teeth to the show and was JUST about to call in and give them a piece of my mind. They come back from a traffic update and AJ says, "Kelly's (traffic lady) husband drives a convertible, and its totally not gay." AJ deepens his voice to say, "he drives a Honda SSSSS TWOOOOO THOUSAND." The others on the show start gushing and one said, "That's the one on fast and furious! That car is hot." They all agreed.
They redeemed themselves....
I wake up to my radio every morning and one day I woke up to Channel 933 here in San Diego.
The main guy AJ was talking about how he would like to get a convertible. The others on the show kept saying convertibles were gay. And how they only know gay guys that drive them. They brought up cars like the Chrysler Sebring, etc. They would not stop with the gay jokes.
I began brushing my teeth to the show and was JUST about to call in and give them a piece of my mind. They come back from a traffic update and AJ says, "Kelly's (traffic lady) husband drives a convertible, and its totally not gay." AJ deepens his voice to say, "he drives a Honda SSSSS TWOOOOO THOUSAND." The others on the show start gushing and one said, "That's the one on fast and furious! That car is hot." They all agreed.
They redeemed themselves....
07-26-2006, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Jul 26 2006, 01:43 PM
Last week a couple of cougars in an escape were pulling into the parking lot at a local coffee shop
07-26-2006, 05:19 PM
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i have gotten the is that a ???? also pulled up to a 711 one morning and some guy asks that thing fun to drive huh? i said oh yeah it is! nothing other then comments about how cool the car is stares gallore!
07-26-2006, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by macprotege5,Jul 26 2006, 06:19 PM
i have gotten the is that a ???? also pulled up to a 711 one morning and some guy asks that thing fun to drive huh? i said oh yeah it is! nothing other then comments about how cool the car is stares gallore!
am I the only one that had to read that kinda slow
