Funny things people have said about your s2000
J/K. I couldn't resist.
07-11-2006, 02:49 PM
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I dont own a s2000 yet! but my father has a 52 bentley. restored.. In reality its only worth maybe 70 to 80k at most. We have ppl coming up asking if its a mil 5 or so. one person asked if it was a ferrari? If my dad ever finds a person dumb enough with money. we might be rich as hell
, its a honda? "
07-11-2006, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by AP12001,Jun 26 2006, 09:45 AM
daily driver here..
speaking of a girl asking for a sunroof, i stopped on a light as i pulled up next to this cute brazilian girl (brazilian flag hangin on her rear view mirror) on her black Z4. we both had our top downs at 440 highway.
her: nice car
me: thanks, cutie. u wanna trade?
her: *pulls out her business card from wallet* come and get it (with that seductive look in her face)
me: *unstraps seat belt quick, walk over to her, and gets the card* you know, i was talking about our cars, right?
her: yea, i know. but uh, let's talk about that during dinner sometime. i'd probably never see you again, so im giving you my contact info just in case. *gives me this seductive smirk*
at this time, the light turns green. she drives off and leaves me standing in the middle of the street. the guy in a CRV behind my car gives me the thumbs up since he saw the whole thing happened. he didnt even honk or nothing. here in jersey, that's unheard of. most NJ ppl would be honking like theres no tomorrow.
(and yea, we got dinner set up this friday
)
speaking of a girl asking for a sunroof, i stopped on a light as i pulled up next to this cute brazilian girl (brazilian flag hangin on her rear view mirror) on her black Z4. we both had our top downs at 440 highway.
her: nice car
me: thanks, cutie. u wanna trade?
her: *pulls out her business card from wallet* come and get it (with that seductive look in her face)
me: *unstraps seat belt quick, walk over to her, and gets the card* you know, i was talking about our cars, right?
her: yea, i know. but uh, let's talk about that during dinner sometime. i'd probably never see you again, so im giving you my contact info just in case. *gives me this seductive smirk*
at this time, the light turns green. she drives off and leaves me standing in the middle of the street. the guy in a CRV behind my car gives me the thumbs up since he saw the whole thing happened. he didnt even honk or nothing. here in jersey, that's unheard of. most NJ ppl would be honking like theres no tomorrow.
(and yea, we got dinner set up this friday
)
07-11-2006, 07:50 PM
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just got back from discount autoparts, the counter guy ask me some questions
Him: Is that the drift king
me: wtf?? wha?? drift king??
Him: Yeah, the s2000
me: ohhh the s2000...yeeeah its mine
Him: I love those cars, their ment for drifting
me: ....
him: have you done anything to it for drifting
me: no..just lowerd it
him: let me guess, its a v6 right??
me: no
him: when is Honda going to put a v6 in the thing, the original engine is small right not too powerfull...
for being his fav. car he sure seems to know alot about em....but nice guy but ehh...i guess not inform..we cant teach everyone about these cars..lol..
Him: Is that the drift king
me: wtf?? wha?? drift king??
Him: Yeah, the s2000
me: ohhh the s2000...yeeeah its mine
Him: I love those cars, their ment for drifting
me: ....
him: have you done anything to it for drifting
me: no..just lowerd it
him: let me guess, its a v6 right??
me: no
him: when is Honda going to put a v6 in the thing, the original engine is small right not too powerfull...
for being his fav. car he sure seems to know alot about em....but nice guy but ehh...i guess not inform..we cant teach everyone about these cars..lol..
07-11-2006, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by jdmcrave,Jul 11 2006, 07:50 PM
just got back from discount autoparts, the counter guy ask me some questions
Him: Is that the drift king
me: wtf?? wha?? drift king??
Him: Yeah, the s2000
me: ohhh the s2000...yeeeah its mine
Him: I love those cars, their ment for drifting
me: ....
him: have you done anything to it for drifting
me: no..just lowerd it
him: let me guess, its a v6 right??
me: no
him: when is Honda going to put a v6 in the thing, the original engine is small right not too powerfull...
for being his fav. car he sure seems to know alot about em....but nice guy but ehh...i guess not inform..we cant teach everyone about these cars..lol..
Him: Is that the drift king
me: wtf?? wha?? drift king??
Him: Yeah, the s2000
me: ohhh the s2000...yeeeah its mine
Him: I love those cars, their ment for drifting
me: ....
him: have you done anything to it for drifting
me: no..just lowerd it
him: let me guess, its a v6 right??
me: no
him: when is Honda going to put a v6 in the thing, the original engine is small right not too powerfull...
for being his fav. car he sure seems to know alot about em....but nice guy but ehh...i guess not inform..we cant teach everyone about these cars..lol..
@ V6 Honda Drift King
07-12-2006, 02:00 AM
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Last night I went shopping for some stuff. Two interesting encounters...
Radio Shack:
Salesman = "You're wearing a Ferrari shirt and a Honda cap?"
Me = "Yes I drive a Honda S2000."
Salesman = "What kind of S2000?"
Me = "It only comes as one kind."
Salesman = "No, it comes supercharged too."
Me = "Uh, not from the factory."
Salesman = "Yes, you can order the supercharged version from the factory."
Me = "Whatever you say."
And he followed me right out of the store.
(Vortech made a kit through 2004...was I wrong? Can it be ordered from the Honda factory?)
Bed Bath & Beyond:
Me = Parked car, ready to get out when a huge Lexus SUV pulls RIGHT UP against my right side. I tilt my head up at the driver quizzically.
Him = "Oh hi, uh, frankly I don't know why I just parked here, I saw there wasn't that much room between us, and there are tons of other spaces."
With that he backed out and parked nearby. I laughed. As we walked into the store -
Him = "Just be sure to leave the keys in it so I can take it with me when I'm done here."
Radio Shack:
Salesman = "You're wearing a Ferrari shirt and a Honda cap?"
Me = "Yes I drive a Honda S2000."
Salesman = "What kind of S2000?"
Me = "It only comes as one kind."
Salesman = "No, it comes supercharged too."
Me = "Uh, not from the factory."
Salesman = "Yes, you can order the supercharged version from the factory."
Me = "Whatever you say."
And he followed me right out of the store.
(Vortech made a kit through 2004...was I wrong? Can it be ordered from the Honda factory?)
Bed Bath & Beyond:
Me = Parked car, ready to get out when a huge Lexus SUV pulls RIGHT UP against my right side. I tilt my head up at the driver quizzically.
Him = "Oh hi, uh, frankly I don't know why I just parked here, I saw there wasn't that much room between us, and there are tons of other spaces."
With that he backed out and parked nearby. I laughed. As we walked into the store -
Him = "Just be sure to leave the keys in it so I can take it with me when I'm done here."
07-15-2006, 05:56 AM
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A new Civic SI with four teens pulled up next to me and the passenger asked "what's the retail on one of those?" I told him he watched The Fast and the Furious to many times and we all had a good laugh and gave each other a thumbs up and went on our way 