Funny things people have said about your s2000
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Originally Posted by Jesuis,Jun 13 2006, 02:24 PM
I'd much rather just be able to reply "Just a Honda"....
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Originally Posted by DC2,Jun 13 2006, 07:42 PM
I was on a date in Hollywood and we drive by a yellow Toyota MR2 spyder...she says, "is that your car?" I said, "No, that's a pile of shit".
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Guy in mercedes rolls up next to me
Guy: Hey does that come with a solid rear window?
Me: Yeah Its a glass window
Guy: Wow, its a cute car
Me: Thanks??...
OH MAN.. CUTE?? I was confused and I didn't know whether to take that as a complement or insult..
Guy: Hey does that come with a solid rear window?
Me: Yeah Its a glass window
Guy: Wow, its a cute car
Me: Thanks??...
OH MAN.. CUTE?? I was confused and I didn't know whether to take that as a complement or insult..
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i live in myrtle beach sc.
every year we have a "black bike week"
where thousands of "black bikers" come down to the beach.....
well i had only had my S for about a week when black bike week came around and i dont think the top was up that whole first week.
im pullin onto the highway to find that traffic was bumper to bumper and i was the only white guy in sight.....
hahaha not only that, but im driving a beautiful 06 red S2k with the top down.....
so lets just say i stand out a tad
immediatly i have a car full of black chicks pulls beside me for my first run in.
blck chick- "hey boo"
me- "sup"
black chick- "you a docter baby?"
me- "actually i bag groceries"
black chick- "laughing* where you goin boo? lemme get in that honda with you"
(by now i have every car around me staring at me...i had a bad feeling about this attention so i started to be short with her)
she pulls away smiling...
next car...big black man
i look left and he glares and mumbles obsinities and some racial slurs....
me a lil scared and vulnerable...take next turn off
needless to say i was top up for the rest of black bike week. (not a racist but youd have to be here for it to understand what im saying)
#1456
a few weeks back, I was in a hurry.
I had a meeting on a parkinglot of the highway and was rather on the late side.
So I was in full vtec entering the highway, I don't need to tell you that it's quite loud with my invidia and AEM. I went full throttle untill I had a slow car on the third lane.
A guy in a little white french car comes next to me on the second lane, giving me thumbs up. I smile, wave and carry on. I take the exit, enter the parking lot and park the car. I get out, and right behind I see the little french car *wtf*
THe guy jumps out, runs to the back of my car and lying on his belly on the dirty floor : "I knew it, this isn't standard isn't it?"
me : "euh.... nope?"
Seems he was a big honda fan...
I was still in a hurry though...
strange things happen when you drive the S
I had a meeting on a parkinglot of the highway and was rather on the late side.
So I was in full vtec entering the highway, I don't need to tell you that it's quite loud with my invidia and AEM. I went full throttle untill I had a slow car on the third lane.
A guy in a little white french car comes next to me on the second lane, giving me thumbs up. I smile, wave and carry on. I take the exit, enter the parking lot and park the car. I get out, and right behind I see the little french car *wtf*
THe guy jumps out, runs to the back of my car and lying on his belly on the dirty floor : "I knew it, this isn't standard isn't it?"
me : "euh.... nope?"
Seems he was a big honda fan...
I was still in a hurry though...
strange things happen when you drive the S
#1459
A few weeks ago I took a girl with me to go out to a club and one of her friends call. So they chatting up a storm and I guess her friend asked her what she was doing and the girl that was with me goes... "I'm on my way to club with my friend in his Honda Kompressor." I looked at her and seriously couldn't stop laughing cause I have no idea where she got that from. She's not one to know much about cars so it's just funny how she chose that name out of the many out there... lol.
Andre
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