Funny things people have said about your s2000
#1361
Today at the dealership...
Customer with a Prelude: Do you guys have that little sports car?
Me: You mean the S2000?
Customer: Yeah, the one that came out in 2000, one year after I bought the Prelude. Do you guys still make them?
Me: Yes, they are still in the market.
Customer: How much are they?
Me: 34600, MSRP.
Customer: Do you have any in stock?
Me: We have two more coming in. Sebring Silver and a Silverstone. Those colors OK with you?
Customer: I don't really care for colors. Can I put a deposit down on one?
Me: Sure. Just need a check for $500 or we can put that on your credit card.
Customer: Great! Oh, BTW, does the car come in automatic?
Me: No, 6 MT only.
Customer: Oh, my wife doesn't drive stick. I need to get an AT.
Me: S2000 only comes in MT.
Customer: In that case, I'll look else where. It's a little more then I wanted to pay anyway.
Me: Cool. You should try the Mazda place 5 miles up the road. (Trying hard not to kick the customer in the butt)
Customer with a Prelude: Do you guys have that little sports car?
Me: You mean the S2000?
Customer: Yeah, the one that came out in 2000, one year after I bought the Prelude. Do you guys still make them?
Me: Yes, they are still in the market.
Customer: How much are they?
Me: 34600, MSRP.
Customer: Do you have any in stock?
Me: We have two more coming in. Sebring Silver and a Silverstone. Those colors OK with you?
Customer: I don't really care for colors. Can I put a deposit down on one?
Me: Sure. Just need a check for $500 or we can put that on your credit card.
Customer: Great! Oh, BTW, does the car come in automatic?
Me: No, 6 MT only.
Customer: Oh, my wife doesn't drive stick. I need to get an AT.
Me: S2000 only comes in MT.
Customer: In that case, I'll look else where. It's a little more then I wanted to pay anyway.
Me: Cool. You should try the Mazda place 5 miles up the road. (Trying hard not to kick the customer in the butt)
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not really funny but i was leaving my friend house and this little girl in a suv popped her head out the window raised her hands and said YEAH!!!. i thought it was pretty cool. i smiled and waved
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Originally Posted by FrostyWinters,May 14 2006, 11:02 PM
Customer: Great! Oh, BTW, does the car come in automatic?
Me: No, 6 MT only.
Customer: Oh, my wife doesn't drive stick. I need to get an AT.
Me: S2000 only comes in MT.
Customer: In that case, I'll look else where.
Me: No, 6 MT only.
Customer: Oh, my wife doesn't drive stick. I need to get an AT.
Me: S2000 only comes in MT.
Customer: In that case, I'll look else where.
It's not like he was asking for a coupe version or something...
#1364
Originally Posted by toosteeley,May 15 2006, 12:47 PM
It's not like he was asking for a coupe version or something...
#1367
I was walking down a street with my girl. When she sees a miata and says "hey look, its your car". I'v educated her since but she'll still say the S looks like the miata to piss me off at times. haha
#1368
Originally Posted by RaceyR6,May 15 2006, 03:03 PM
I was walking down a street with my girl. When she sees a miata and says "hey look, its your car". I'v educated her since but she'll still say the S looks like the miata to piss me off at times. haha
#1369
Originally Posted by Maskdman3,Apr 6 2006, 12:29 PM
Was driving home the other day (Mon or Tues) after a heavy rain. The roads were very wet and I was not in a good mood (as a result of fighting with the woman in the car with me).
Some fools in a Mustang with annoying exhaust pull up along side and keep revving up and sprinting a few feet ahead before slowing down trying to entice a race. After about 3 times when I don't bite they pull along side and the passenger starts yelling obsenities at me trying to fuel the fire.
I look over at my gf and tell her that I hate stupid people almost as much as I hate solid rear axles...I drift a little to the right, look left, give the bird, and swerve hard left pulling up about 4-6 inches short of his door...
As expected the driver yanks the wheel over and then oversteers 3 times before coming to a rest backwards in the middle of the center turn lane...I have been living off of that moment for the past 3 days. (The gf didnt find it as funny as I did)
Sometimes actions speak louder than words.
Some fools in a Mustang with annoying exhaust pull up along side and keep revving up and sprinting a few feet ahead before slowing down trying to entice a race. After about 3 times when I don't bite they pull along side and the passenger starts yelling obsenities at me trying to fuel the fire.
I look over at my gf and tell her that I hate stupid people almost as much as I hate solid rear axles...I drift a little to the right, look left, give the bird, and swerve hard left pulling up about 4-6 inches short of his door...
As expected the driver yanks the wheel over and then oversteers 3 times before coming to a rest backwards in the middle of the center turn lane...I have been living off of that moment for the past 3 days. (The gf didnt find it as funny as I did)
Sometimes actions speak louder than words.
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Originally Posted by Chazmo,May 15 2006, 11:13 AM
I know half the New England crowd thinks I'm a little nuts, but the rest think this is pretty cool.
No comments at the gas stations yet. I'm sure there will be.
No comments at the gas stations yet. I'm sure there will be.