Funny things people have said about your s2000
04-29-2006, 05:50 AM
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The employees at the oil change kept asking me why I wouldn't put synthetic. They told me nice cars shouldn't use regular oil, it may reduce the performance. After refusing twice, the manager comes out of his office and asks, "Listen, you don't want synthetic? It lasts longer, and adds performance to your S200"
04-29-2006, 09:23 PM
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This wasn't something funny that somebody said about my S2000, but rather, something funny I said about somebody else's.
While walking to get dinner (I am in DC, S2000 is in CA, so I am walking everywhere) I saw a 04-05 Silverstone S2000 parked on the street. Admired it as I walked past, and then got food. On the way back from dinner, I took the same route so that I could look at the S again (I miss my baby.)
To my surprise the women walking immediately in front of me beeps the car and starts to get in. I say to her, "Nice S."
She turns around with this shocked/"what did you say to me?" look on her face. So I repeat, "Nice S." Still no change, so I say, "Your car, nice S, I have a Sebring at home."
All of a sudden her face totally changes, and she goes, "Oh, I thought you said nice A$$."
So we had a little laugh and went on our ways.
While walking to get dinner (I am in DC, S2000 is in CA, so I am walking everywhere) I saw a 04-05 Silverstone S2000 parked on the street. Admired it as I walked past, and then got food. On the way back from dinner, I took the same route so that I could look at the S again (I miss my baby.)
To my surprise the women walking immediately in front of me beeps the car and starts to get in. I say to her, "Nice S."
She turns around with this shocked/"what did you say to me?" look on her face. So I repeat, "Nice S." Still no change, so I say, "Your car, nice S, I have a Sebring at home."
All of a sudden her face totally changes, and she goes, "Oh, I thought you said nice A$$."
So we had a little laugh and went on our ways.
04-29-2006, 09:58 PM
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in manhatten today a dude selling flowers says "that car is a pussy magnet" "how much pussy do you get?"
Me: ...and how was your day sir? *light turns green...leave*
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While stuck at a light these 2 women pass by and one is STARTING at the front end and looks in the car..I wave and she waves back. I fell in love. I miss her and need to find out who she is!!
Me: ...and how was your day sir? *light turns green...leave*
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While stuck at a light these 2 women pass by and one is STARTING at the front end and looks in the car..I wave and she waves back. I fell in love. I miss her and need to find out who she is!!
04-29-2006, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by SC Alex,Apr 29 2006, 10:23 PM
To my surprise the women walking immediately in front of me beeps the car and starts to get in. I say to her, "Nice S."
All of a sudden her face totally changes, and she goes, "Oh, I thought you said nice A$$."
So we had a little laugh and went on our ways.
All of a sudden her face totally changes, and she goes, "Oh, I thought you said nice A$$."
So we had a little laugh and went on our ways.
05-01-2006, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by SC Alex,Apr 29 2006, 10:23 PM
.......All of a sudden her face totally changes, and she goes, "Oh, I thought you said nice A$$."
Nice ice breaker.
05-01-2006, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by iamhomin,Apr 29 2006, 08:50 AM
The employees at the oil change kept asking me why I wouldn't put synthetic. They told me nice cars shouldn't use regular oil, it may reduce the performance. After refusing twice, the manager comes out of his office and asks, "Listen, you don't want synthetic? It lasts longer, and adds performance to your S200"