Funny things people have said about your s2000
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Mar 21 2006, 04:03 PM
Even WITH proper stimulation it can take longer than I care to spend.
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Mar 21 2006, 01:49 PM
OK, the wet part I can understand. But the orgasm? Let me ask you guys a question: have you ever orgasmed without giving yourself a wank?
Exactly.
A woman orgasming without "proper" stimulation happens about as often as spontaneous human combustion!
But she was trying to make you smile and laugh. Nothing wrong with that.
Exactly.
A woman orgasming without "proper" stimulation happens about as often as spontaneous human combustion!
But she was trying to make you smile and laugh. Nothing wrong with that.
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I had an interesting event happen while parking at the movie theater the other day. I pulled into the local theater and while driving down the aisles, to the very end, I noticed a black Bentley Continental GT parked by its lonesome. I gave it the customary one space buffer zone, and called my freinds to see where they were. A car of 18-20 year olds pulled in right next to me and immediately noticed the cars. They were checking out the Bentley, but one of them said, "I'd rather have the Honda," referring to MY car!! How about that? A Honda over a Bentley!
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Mar 21 2006, 04:49 PM
A woman orgasming without "proper" stimulation happens about as often as spontaneous human combustion!
Except for the fact that I was showing the car, this has nothing to do with the S2000, but one of the funniest things that has happened since I got my car was at HIN Atlanta last year. I was out on the loading dock taking a smoke break, and this dirty old man (probably in his late 40's) comes up to me and starts talking about all the hot girls at the show. This guy was vulgar and funny looking, and I'd have no problem believing women want nothing to do with him. Then all of a sudden his eyes open wide and his tongue rolls out and he starts trying to get me to look at something. I turn around and see ...
... Christie. I hadn't seen Christie for a couple months, so when I called her name and she saw me she came running over, gave me a big bear hug and a nice back rub, and then stood there with her arm around me while we brought each other up to date. The whole time this toad is standing there staring at Christie, and I swear his eyes looked like they were popping out of his head. I could both see and hear his breathing. Christie and I both like to mess with people, and this guys was asking for it, so we played it up as much as I'm allowed (remember, I'm married), and I'm pretty sure the guy got off right there on the loading dock.
(As a serious aside, we lost Christie a few months ago. )
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Originally Posted by DJFriar,Mar 21 2006, 05:06 PM
Not when done right. You just need more practice it sounds.
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This girl i met little while ago who is a friend of a friend. Told me straight up that she wants a ride in the car gives me her number takes mine. Before i can call her calls me later that night to make sure i was comming. )
But i was pissed one day when this 1 bitch called the s2k a miata i hate it when people do that
But i was pissed one day when this 1 bitch called the s2k a miata i hate it when people do that
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Some kid asked me the other day if I had the S2000 that came with the V6 engine. I had to contain my laughter but I told him no, that the car just came with a 4 cyl. engine. He scratched his head and told me I should swap in a V6 from an Accord. I had to laugh at that.
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Well this one is weird it was funny at the time
Almost a month ago.
My buddy gf when she saw my car for the first time she was like I like the hood then she was like can me a Brian (her BF) have sex on the hood. I started laughing and looked at her face she was dead serious too I was like hell no. You will put a dent on the hood.
Messed up thing is that they are my neighbors too who knows they might fulfill there fantasy. I end up with a dent on my hood
Almost a month ago.
My buddy gf when she saw my car for the first time she was like I like the hood then she was like can me a Brian (her BF) have sex on the hood. I started laughing and looked at her face she was dead serious too I was like hell no. You will put a dent on the hood.
Messed up thing is that they are my neighbors too who knows they might fulfill there fantasy. I end up with a dent on my hood