Funny things people have said about your s2000
03-21-2006, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by SFMarine0331,Mar 21 2006, 09:30 AM
so ya i just picked up my car figured i'd take a few pics of it. There was a local church nearby in a hick neighborhood so i figured i wouldn't get bothered. So my friend is snappin some shots.
This truck pulls into the lot has tint so i can't see anything. drives slowly by and does a little powerbrake. I'm like yaa ok i guess that excited the damn hick. So we continue to take more pics 5 mins roll by. And this same truck comes by i'm like wtf lol he pulls along side of my car rolls down his window and says 'nice ride" what kind is it blah blah etc. "it's a honda s2000 " wait a minute the guy goes. is that the car from that movie...i'm silent but i know what he's talking about and my friend goes the fast and the furioius? YA THATS IT I LOVE THAT MOVIE this guy is like 30btw then he was like are u taking pics for ebay or something. He was a complete moron i said no i just bought it and he finally took off. A few minutes later he comes back yet again and drives by and leaves.
Ya i think he needs to find a job or something.
This truck pulls into the lot has tint so i can't see anything. drives slowly by and does a little powerbrake. I'm like yaa ok i guess that excited the damn hick. So we continue to take more pics 5 mins roll by. And this same truck comes by i'm like wtf lol he pulls along side of my car rolls down his window and says 'nice ride" what kind is it blah blah etc. "it's a honda s2000 " wait a minute the guy goes. is that the car from that movie...i'm silent but i know what he's talking about and my friend goes the fast and the furioius? YA THATS IT I LOVE THAT MOVIE this guy is like 30btw then he was like are u taking pics for ebay or something. He was a complete moron i said no i just bought it and he finally took off. A few minutes later he comes back yet again and drives by and leaves.
Ya i think he needs to find a job or something.
03-21-2006, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by RED MX5,Mar 20 2006, 04:09 PM
Not long after I supercharged the car I took a married woman in her 40's for a ride, and she informed me that I might want to put a towel on the passenger seat next time she goes for a ride.
"WTF!!! Why did you piss on my seat!"
lol
03-21-2006, 12:49 PM
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OK, the wet part I can understand. But the orgasm? Let me ask you guys a question: have you ever orgasmed without giving yourself a wank?
Exactly.
A woman orgasming without "proper" stimulation happens about as often as spontaneous human combustion!
But she was trying to make you smile and laugh. Nothing wrong with that.
Exactly.
A woman orgasming without "proper" stimulation happens about as often as spontaneous human combustion!
But she was trying to make you smile and laugh. Nothing wrong with that.
03-21-2006, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Mar 21 2006, 01:49 PM
A woman orgasming without "proper" stimulation happens about as often as spontaneous human combustion!
03-21-2006, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Mar 21 2006, 04:49 PM
A woman orgasming without "proper" stimulation happens about as often as spontaneous human combustion!
