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Old 03-20-2006, 11:19 AM
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Our group run was interrupted briefly yesterday while we waited for the rescue crew to pull two generic compact coupes up the hillside by a wet curve. The tow truck driver came over and said "They thought they were driving your car."
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Old 03-20-2006, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Gink5,Mar 20 2006, 01:04 PM
I was in NC this past weekend and some how I ended telling this girl i drove a s2000. As soon as i said it she was like i want to go for a drive. I let the car warm up a bit and really didnt do anything crazy. About 5 min later i get a stop light and rip on the thing. She goes," I think i just had an orgasm."
I'm old and have been happily married to the same woman for over 35 years. My wife says that other women are "open" with me because I'm "safe." I really don't know what's going on, but I've reached a point where nothing a woman says shocks me. Not long after I supercharged the car I took a married woman in her 40's for a ride, and she informed me that I might want to put a towel on the passenger seat next time she goes for a ride. I've had at least a half dozen young ladies (half my age or younger) equate a fast ride with a sexual encounter. While it is a re-post, here's a picture that shows that some chicks don't even need to ride in the car to get off.

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Originally Posted by Gink5,Mar 20 2006, 01:16 PM
Looks like you may get out of that ticket.
unfortunately, i think it would take more than that to get out of it. they offer a deferred adjudification program in this area where you only have to go 90 days afterward with no tickets. I made it last time so I can do it again.
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ronblanford,Mar 20 2006, 03:19 PM
Our group run was interrupted briefly yesterday while we waited for the rescue crew to pull two generic compact coupes up the hillside by a wet curve. The tow truck driver came over and said "They thought they were driving your car."
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:29 AM
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This kid who drives one of the new Mustangs (base model, auto) told me my car was girly.
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by nightcrawler7188,Mar 21 2006, 09:29 AM
This kid who drives one of the new Mustangs (base model, auto) told me my car was girly.
Was it one of the powder blue mustangs?
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by 03S2KAY,Mar 12 2004, 11:46 AM
he didnt respond cause i said while making little eye contact and looking towards the advisor that sits next to me and he started to crack up real bad but i held it.but man i hear all types of things in the dealer business all day long.


how's this one.. a customer wants a tranny svc on there accord and doesnt speak english so he brings it written on a peice of paper like this

trans mittion sevice
This is mean, but....

BWWWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Mar 21 2006, 06:48 AM
Was it one of the powder blue mustangs?
It's silver, with orange fuzzy dice hanging on his mirror , and a license plate frame that says "GOD DAMN OH SIX!"

We are the class of 06 of our high school.

My car is Suzuka Blue
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Old 03-21-2006, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by nightcrawler7188,Mar 21 2006, 09:59 AM
My car is Suzuka Blue
told me my car was girly.
Well, then he might just have a point.










j/k

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Old 03-21-2006, 08:30 AM
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so ya i just picked up my car figured i'd take a few pics of it. There was a local church nearby in a hick neighborhood so i figured i wouldn't get bothered. So my friend is snappin some shots.

This truck pulls into the lot has tint so i can't see anything. drives slowly by and does a little powerbrake. I'm like yaa ok i guess that excited the damn hick. So we continue to take more pics 5 mins roll by. And this same truck comes by i'm like wtf lol he pulls along side of my car rolls down his window and says 'nice ride" what kind is it blah blah etc. "it's a honda s2000 " wait a minute the guy goes. is that the car from that movie...i'm silent but i know what he's talking about and my friend goes the fast and the furioius? YA THATS IT I LOVE THAT MOVIE this guy is like 30btw then he was like are u taking pics for ebay or something. He was a complete moron i said no i just bought it and he finally took off. A few minutes later he comes back yet again and drives by and leaves.

Ya i think he needs to find a job or something.
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