toosteeley

You're right - that is funny

silk2k

my roommate and i both have s2000's. we pulled up to a restaurant and he had his g/f with him. the waitress asked why we drove two cars to the restaurant.

RED MX5

I've had models moon me on the way to or from car shows. Always embarasses the stew out of me.

RED MX5

All of the young ladies that work at the local Jet gas station think my car is something special, but there was on who had to express her love for the car every time I'd come in the store. One night I stopped for gas and went in to get a drink, so I was standing all the way at the back of the store by the cooler, when this crazy chick yells to me ...

"I wanna LICK it!"

It got so quite in the store that you could have heard a pin drop, and I'm quite sure that I was the only person there who realized that she was talking about my car. My face was probably as red as a beet.

Not surprisingly, I haven't seen the girl working at the store since. Probably got fired for being so stupid.

ImBatman

Ok, so I just got my S2K two nights ago, already heard a couple funny things....

first, im driving at night with my girlfriend for the first time, normal speed, maybe 50 in a 45, and she says "open it up a little"....(I giggle on the inside of course..weeeee) and drop it from 4th to 3rd...i get to maaaaybe 55 and some guy in a white ford focus cuts me off....i slow down and show off the breaks....i maybe got to 15-20 feet off the back of his "cough cough" car. We're at a light....I take off but nothing crazy, maybe 4-5rpm's in second and get to 50mph again but this time I pass the guy in the focus.


"SLOW DOWN AHOLE" he screaaaaams at the top of his lung.


I look at my girlfriend and smile....

WE ARE LAUGHING


Im thinking its some old guy...turns out hes like 18-20 with a bunch of his friends cruising around on a friday night. How lame, im doing 50-55 in a 45. My girl replies "he's not getting laid tonight with that attitude"





Then the security guard at my development stoped her car got out walked up to my garage and says

"Wow did Honda just come out with a convertible???"

"Oh, umm, yah, but it was like 5 years ago..." she felt silly.

Darien1629

"I like that viper"
and
"what type of car is that?" considering i been parking it in the same spot for like 2 years now.

2000silvers2k

got another one already 3rd day of owning the car, im at the car wash waiting for a bay to open and i see this thugged out guy like 6 bays down just starin at my car. then all of a sudden he starts walkin over, i have my window down. so im like oh boy here we go.

Him "yo how fast this thing go?"
Me "well i have had it up to 130 but honda says it will do 155"
Him "ah sweet, my girls car will do 160 (a tiberon)
Him "thats what the speedo says, but i havent gone that fast", whats the speedo go up to on this?"
Me "its digital"
Him "awww shit"
Him "well very nice car" and walks away.

me

SpitfireS

The car was parked on the road side, i was walking towards it on my way home, a boy (10-12) was cycling towards me with his mother next to him.
They passed my car and the kid said :"Now thats a nice looking car, dont you think Mom?".
Kids & drunks always speak the truth.

ruexp67

But what about drunk kids?

ruexp67

Funny