Funny things people have said about your s2000
02-23-2006, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by 530s2k,Feb 23 2006, 06:33 PM
Holy shit where'd you get those masks.
Definitely would roll in that.
Definitely would roll in that.
02-24-2006, 02:36 AM
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Best comment about car so far:
Around Christmas time, me and my friend had to pick up something from the new Safeway. We got into my car and I was trying to put my hat and bottle of water behind my seat. 2 old ladies walk up to my car on the passenger side, looked like they were about to get in.
Old lady#1: I can't remember where I parked, have you boys seen a green Camry?
Friend: No ma'am. Good luck finding your car.
Me: *lowers top*
Old lady#1: *has confused look on her face* Oh my goodness, why are you breaking your car? *Yells at Old lady#2 to come look at me breaking my roof*
Me: Its a convertible, its not breaking. *laughing*
Around Christmas time, me and my friend had to pick up something from the new Safeway. We got into my car and I was trying to put my hat and bottle of water behind my seat. 2 old ladies walk up to my car on the passenger side, looked like they were about to get in.
Old lady#1: I can't remember where I parked, have you boys seen a green Camry?
Friend: No ma'am. Good luck finding your car.
Me: *lowers top*
Old lady#1: *has confused look on her face* Oh my goodness, why are you breaking your car? *Yells at Old lady#2 to come look at me breaking my roof*
Me: Its a convertible, its not breaking. *laughing*
02-24-2006, 03:12 AM
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i was downtown sitting at a light in my S around noon after a job interview. I noticed a manly looking woman staring at my car. *with manly voice* nice car...can i get a ride? she/he started walking to my car... i could only thank god that the light turned green when she made it off the sidewalk, and i said "oh hell no," and sped off. Yea it was a tranny... 
02-24-2006, 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by FlipMY052k,Feb 24 2006, 04:12 AM
i was downtown sitting at a light in my S around noon after a job interview. I noticed a manly looking woman staring at my car. *with manly voice* nice car...can i get a ride? she/he started walking to my car... i could only thank god that the light turned green when she made it off the sidewalk, and i said "oh hell no," and sped off. Yea it was a tranny...
you must be goodlookin then hu?
02-24-2006, 03:53 AM
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No funny or clever or original comments YET, but I've only had my 05 for five months so there's still plenty of time...
My friends/associates who have ridden with me ALWAYS say the same things though:
"How the hell do you get in this thing?
"Geez it seemed so much larger from the outside."
"How the hell do you get out of this thing?"
My friends/associates who have ridden with me ALWAYS say the same things though:
"How the hell do you get in this thing?
"Geez it seemed so much larger from the outside."
"How the hell do you get out of this thing?"
02-24-2006, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Feb 24 2006, 06:53 AM
No funny or clever or original comments YET, but I've only had my 05 for five months so there's still plenty of time...
My friends/associates who have ridden with me ALWAYS say the same things though:
"How the hell do you get in this thing?
"Geez it seemed so much larger from the outside."
"How the hell do you get out of this thing?"
My friends/associates who have ridden with me ALWAYS say the same things though:
"How the hell do you get in this thing?
"Geez it seemed so much larger from the outside."
"How the hell do you get out of this thing?"
Reminds me of my dads one and only ride in my car.
He basically fell in to the passenger seat to get in the car....and then getting out, whew....he had a bit of trouble with that.
While acclerating at 9K on the highway: "You better hope there are no cops around".
02-24-2006, 04:09 AM
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I was helping a person to get their car started, i hod to jump off of my car,
Passer by : Is that all there is?
Me: ???
Passer : The engine, i thought it was a big engine
Me: erm why? its a 2.0l
Passer: well it rev's to 12000..
Me: It does? oh damn that where i've been going wrong.
Passer: Nice car anyway.
lol
I work right by alot of posh car garages and i love the way they look at you when your waiting in the traffic, almost to say "wish i'd have brought that lol"
Passer by : Is that all there is?
Me: ???
Passer : The engine, i thought it was a big engine
Me: erm why? its a 2.0l
Passer: well it rev's to 12000..
Me: It does? oh damn that where i've been going wrong.
Passer: Nice car anyway.
lol
I work right by alot of posh car garages and i love the way they look at you when your waiting in the traffic, almost to say "wish i'd have brought that lol"
02-24-2006, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by iamhomin,Feb 24 2006, 07:08 AM
"How come there are no buttons on my side?"
Hahaha
Hahaha
02-24-2006, 08:56 AM
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The first day to drive my new '06 S2000 to pick up my girlfriend, her neighbor walk by and said...
Neighbor: Wow~ nice car!
Me: Thanks!
Neighbor: Is it a new model of MAZDA?
Me:
Neighbor: Wow~ nice car!
Me: Thanks!
Neighbor: Is it a new model of MAZDA?
Me: