Funny things people have said about your s2000
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had one a couple of months ago it was with a C5 vette.
i was driving along ala moana blvd, at a red light, a bright red vette comes up to my right side. he signals for me to roll down my window...
i rolled down my window i said "what's up"
he yells "how do you like your car?"
i said "i have lots of fun with it"
he says "i really like that car i'm thinking of trading my car in for one"
i told him "it's cheap on gas but your car is faster"
he says "i don't think so, there is always something wrong with the engine it doesn't pull watch" then he proceeds to floor it in first gear, and the car the went like a bat out of hell...
he braked really hard waited for me to catch up, and while we were moving he yelled "YOU SEE".
i said "no it still seems really fast to me".
he said "i still really like your car".
I said "THANKS, alright later" then i had to make a left into ala moana mall.
that was a weird converasation... i really like the C5 vette, i would have got one but it doesn't fit me.
i was driving along ala moana blvd, at a red light, a bright red vette comes up to my right side. he signals for me to roll down my window...
i rolled down my window i said "what's up"
he yells "how do you like your car?"
i said "i have lots of fun with it"
he says "i really like that car i'm thinking of trading my car in for one"
i told him "it's cheap on gas but your car is faster"
he says "i don't think so, there is always something wrong with the engine it doesn't pull watch" then he proceeds to floor it in first gear, and the car the went like a bat out of hell...
he braked really hard waited for me to catch up, and while we were moving he yelled "YOU SEE".
i said "no it still seems really fast to me".
he said "i still really like your car".
I said "THANKS, alright later" then i had to make a left into ala moana mall.
that was a weird converasation... i really like the C5 vette, i would have got one but it doesn't fit me.
#1043
Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Nov 27 2005, 01:15 PM
Nice looking diffusers. Are they functional?
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Passenger [guy] hanging out of window as his car drives by.
"That's a Honda?!?"
[Guy] in group of people outside bar as I drove by.
"Nice car yellow car guy"
[Guy] in a Maxima after we raced...
"How big is the motor?"
"2 liter"
<Far away look in his eyes> "Oh..."
<Comes back to reality> "Well it's much lighter than my car"
Wish I'd had the chance to tell him how much HP it had.
"That's a Honda?!?"
[Guy] in group of people outside bar as I drove by.
"Nice car yellow car guy"
[Guy] in a Maxima after we raced...
"How big is the motor?"
"2 liter"
<Far away look in his eyes> "Oh..."
<Comes back to reality> "Well it's much lighter than my car"
Wish I'd had the chance to tell him how much HP it had.
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Girl: It's cute!
Me: No, it's a performance machine. It's mean. It's angry.
Girl: No. It's cute.
Me: <sigh>
A week later a different girl used the c-word to describe my car. Didn't even bother arguing.
If the ladies want to think the S is cute then I'll tolerate it. If a guy calls my car cute though, that's when I'll start to worry.
Me: No, it's a performance machine. It's mean. It's angry.
Girl: No. It's cute.
Me: <sigh>
A week later a different girl used the c-word to describe my car. Didn't even bother arguing.
If the ladies want to think the S is cute then I'll tolerate it. If a guy calls my car cute though, that's when I'll start to worry.
#1047
Pulling into the parking lot at work I revmatch it into first and slowed down to let a co-worker walk by. After parking the car spoke with co-worker and
she said, "were you trying to kill me?"
I replied (laughing) "No, thats just the engine. It revs high and I was putting the car into first gear"
she replied, "Oh, well it looks fast."
me (smiles) and replied "Yup, it looks fast. Its just a fun car to drive"
she replied, "I bet."
she said, "were you trying to kill me?"
I replied (laughing) "No, thats just the engine. It revs high and I was putting the car into first gear"
she replied, "Oh, well it looks fast."
me (smiles) and replied "Yup, it looks fast. Its just a fun car to drive"
she replied, "I bet."
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My wife had a little accident and the ambulance were parked next to her for safe measure and I came screaming down the road. And my wifes says that there's my husband. The ambulance guys said "in that miata?", she corrects them and tells them it's a honda s2000.