chickdr

I was sitting at a light one day in my 00 Miata and a bird dropped a nice load on my lap. Luckily it hit my shorts and nothing else. Pretty funny.

UmarS2K

The closest encounter I had was a bird pooping right on the top of my front window.

energetic

Only incident is the paws from cats on my S2000 when is parked in my garage (I never park my S with the top down).

Eric220

I'd rather have that then bird crap on my head lol

getfighted32

I used to have a pet parrot and one day when I missed the bus for school, I decided to play with the bird while I waited for my mom to take me. I failed to realize that the bird had pooped on my back while he was on my shoulder until someone pointed it out at school. I didnt have a shirt to change into so I had to walk around all day with it there. It was pretty embarassing.

s2k_dick

The first day I got my S i was driving home with the top down and I got hit w seagull poop on my shirt, like 2 inches away from my head lol