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Old 05-01-2009, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by TurboR,Apr 30 2009, 03:00 PM
You can lick my balls.
I'd rather not.
Old 05-01-2009, 07:53 AM
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u make 31xwhp and u can keep up with a M5 from a roll?
is it the NEW one??

i have seem a NEW one that blasting thru freeway at night..turning on and off his headlight while speeding ... tinted window..couldnt see whats inside and who is driving..

but that thing is FAST at high speed..it just takes off from 80mph like is taking off from 20mph in 1nd gear...
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Funny how I was reading this before leaving work, and some BMW douche bag tries to over take me as im entering the freeway, so I redlined 3rd and 4th and left him standing still....hit about 95mph and called it quits...then out of no where he manages to catch up, and tails me..I was like OooOo kkkk, 3 years later he catches up. He moves over to the right lane and takes off all fast after I already slowed down weaving in and out of traffic like a dumbass....
I'm assuming you have FI...otherwise you aren't leaving a 335 'like he's standing still' unless he's in a parking space.

u make 31xwhp and u can keep up with a M5 from a roll?
is it the NEW one??
I could be wrong but I think he's making a bit more power than that and you're right the E60 M5 is quite strong especially as you approach triple digit speeds. They are beasts in the 80-120 range...
Old 05-02-2009, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by JoeyBalls,Apr 29 2009, 03:46 PM
Jersey is full of inconsiderate/asshole drivers
Yeah...but the cops must be pretty cool. In FL they wouldn't have warned you...they would have just impounded the car and sent you to jail.
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Originally Posted by derryck,May 1 2009, 08:34 AM
I'm assuming you have FI...otherwise you aren't leaving a 335 'like he's standing still' unless he's in a parking space.

just about to say that.
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Originally Posted by JoeyBalls,Apr 29 2009, 08:58 PM
thats true, MUSTANG guys believe they are driving supercars................
So do TCs with exhausts and intakes, they wanna race everyone...... They all think they're driving Supras or something.
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lol i gota agree a fair amount of bmw drivers are douches.

this just happened this week, this kid with a 330i cut me off and about 30 seconds later, a 5 series flied up and cut him off lol... bmw FTW .........lol
Old 05-03-2009, 08:46 AM
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Bmw owners don't act like this at all.
Bmw owner's KIDS who drive their parents bmws do however.
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Never thought about BMW owners being pricks, but they travel in all makes and models. I raced an M3 and left him in the dust, not a douche bag, but had excuses for why I smoked him. Asked me to run again, and I told him to make the left and follow me through the twisties and he declined. Smart move for him.
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Originally Posted by baltour,May 3 2009, 08:46 AM
Bmw owners don't act like this at all.
Bmw owner's KIDS who drive their parents bmws do however.
I also run into a lot of asshole kids whose parents buy them EVO's and STI's and think they're the bees knees. I do however know a few (older) people that drive BMW's and they are pretty respectful, especially on the street when we go out, but yes, I agree, most people change when they get behind the wheel and decide that they're better or need to prove something, it's only going to hurt someone in the long run.


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