You guys wonder why I cant stand BMW DOUCHEBAGS
04-29-2009, 04:52 AM
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You guys wonder why I cant stand BMW DOUCHEBAGS
Alrighty I am driving home from work and I get off the turnpike and come to a light. I pull up next to a White M5 with some type of exhaust and tinted windows. The light turns green and this ****er lights em up, now I slowly rolled off the line because there was construction off to the right and where there is construction there is usually cops.
To the BMW's credit that SOB really took off, anyway I went WOT and was right there with him when the mother fuker comes into my lane cuts me off, WTF................
there is another light ahead and I am ready to blow my DIFF, I dont give a shit at this point, I was looking over while the light was red and of course its some young jackass with 2 of his friends.......................so as I am waiting for the light to turn green I hear a siren from behind, and a quick flashing of lights and from the loud speaker "knock it off", ok no problem officer you dont have to tell me twice
......................Light turns green and this ****ing asshole LIGHTS em up again, I could not believe it, so the officer puts on his lights and pulls up next to him and talks to him for like 30 seconds and lets him go,I couldnt believe it
The problem is, like the typical BMW driver they think they are somehow special.
Now I have raced an M5 before from a roll and we were dead even, this thing may have had some work, but he also had 3 people in his car, it did jump off the line, but I dont ever launch so my car probably would do the same. I swear though I was ready to drag the kid out of the car and curb him for cutting me off.
If your going to "race" dont be malicious about it, but then again I shouldnt be doing this shit anyway, lesson learned
To the BMW's credit that SOB really took off, anyway I went WOT and was right there with him when the mother fuker comes into my lane cuts me off, WTF................
there is another light ahead and I am ready to blow my DIFF, I dont give a shit at this point, I was looking over while the light was red and of course its some young jackass with 2 of his friends.......................so as I am waiting for the light to turn green I hear a siren from behind, and a quick flashing of lights and from the loud speaker "knock it off", ok no problem officer you dont have to tell me twice
......................Light turns green and this ****ing asshole LIGHTS em up again, I could not believe it, so the officer puts on his lights and pulls up next to him and talks to him for like 30 seconds and lets him go,I couldnt believe it
The problem is, like the typical BMW driver they think they are somehow special.
Now I have raced an M5 before from a roll and we were dead even, this thing may have had some work, but he also had 3 people in his car, it did jump off the line, but I dont ever launch so my car probably would do the same. I swear though I was ready to drag the kid out of the car and curb him for cutting me off.
If your going to "race" dont be malicious about it, but then again I shouldnt be doing this shit anyway, lesson learned
04-29-2009, 09:09 AM
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The problem is, like the typical BMW driver they think they are somehow special.
04-29-2009, 09:14 AM
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[QUOTE=derryck,Apr 29 2009, 09:09 AM]
Ignorance is truly bliss eh...I love people that make broad generalizations based on 1 small segment of data, really makes you look smart.
Ignorance is truly bliss eh...I love people that make broad generalizations based on 1 small segment of data, really makes you look smart.
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Of course I have an old slow one though.
04-29-2009, 10:51 AM
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I myself am a self proclaimed "douche canoe", and have owned two BMW's, a GTI, a WRX, and now an S2000.. I still have a special feeling about the bimmers though. It's almost like we belong together..