VR4 guy came into my work... AND..... results inside
05-02-2002, 04:26 PM
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VR4 guy came into my work... AND..... results inside
Well, I work just 2 blocks from where this guy works, and he came into my work today. He said he got his car "fixed" (remember, the genius said his traction control wasn't working). He wanted to go on his lunch break, so we did. Unfortunately my friend could not show up with my camera in time.... so 
It was a 1993 1st gen VR4. I checked the car inside and out, to make sure it was stock as far as I could tell. He "checked" my car, though I'm sure he had no clue what he was looking for.
We lined them up on a service road, and HIS friend started for us. 1st race, I bogged, and I lost, though I gained ground the ENTIRE race. By the 1/4 mile I was about 2 feet from victory.
2nd race, I whomped. Kiss my Honda ass. By 1/4 I had 2-3 lengths on him at least. His excuse? His traction control messed up. I finally said, dude, you don't f*ckin have traction control. He's like yeah I do. I said no you don't. He's like ok.
3rd race, I got an OK launch (i think I was too irritated with his stupidity), but he finally learned how to launch his car it seems (or he was just pissed at his stupidity too). This race was closer, but again, I pulled on him steadily and had about 1 1/2 lengths by 1/4 mile. So he goes back to pick up his friend and takes off. Doesn't say a thing.
Oh well.... 
It was a 1993 1st gen VR4. I checked the car inside and out, to make sure it was stock as far as I could tell. He "checked" my car, though I'm sure he had no clue what he was looking for.
We lined them up on a service road, and HIS friend started for us. 1st race, I bogged, and I lost, though I gained ground the ENTIRE race. By the 1/4 mile I was about 2 feet from victory.
2nd race, I whomped. Kiss my Honda ass. By 1/4 I had 2-3 lengths on him at least. His excuse? His traction control messed up. I finally said, dude, you don't f*ckin have traction control. He's like yeah I do. I said no you don't. He's like ok.
3rd race, I got an OK launch (i think I was too irritated with his stupidity), but he finally learned how to launch his car it seems (or he was just pissed at his stupidity too). This race was closer, but again, I pulled on him steadily and had about 1 1/2 lengths by 1/4 mile. So he goes back to pick up his friend and takes off. Doesn't say a thing.
Oh well....
good kill
05-02-2002, 08:46 PM
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WTF??? I hate that. People read my thread, don't even comment, and give it one star. what's with that??? They did that to the other 2 VR4 threads recently as well. People have issues. go take your teeny bopper angst out on someone else....
05-03-2002, 01:07 AM
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Dude, don't worry about sh*t like that... Seriously, it shouldn't even bother you.
Your stories are fun to read... Vids, when they come, will only make them better.
Your stories are fun to read... Vids, when they come, will only make them better.
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05-03-2002, 06:22 AM
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Originally posted by texasbman
Your original story was a 4 star but this crybaby comment was only worth one star so I averaged them out and gave you a 3.
Your original story was a 4 star but this crybaby comment was only worth one star so I averaged them out and gave you a 3.
5/2 DOES NOT = 3
please don't pad the stats.....
05-03-2002, 06:36 AM
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Originally posted by TKG 26
4 + 1 = 5
5/2 DOES NOT = 3
please don't pad the stats.....
4 + 1 = 5
5/2 DOES NOT = 3
please don't pad the stats.....
Also, he is from WISSSSCANNNSINNNN, and I am a big fan of cheese and "That '70's Show".
05-03-2002, 06:40 AM
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Originally posted by texasbman
So I gave him a 1/2 pt. bonus for the entertainment value of previous posts.
Also, he is from WISSSSCANNNSINNNN, and I am a big fan of cheese and "That '70's Show".
So I gave him a 1/2 pt. bonus for the entertainment value of previous posts.
Also, he is from WISSSSCANNNSINNNN, and I am a big fan of cheese and "That '70's Show".
in that case, you should have given him a 5 by default - his posts are always good reading
