Slowest Race Evar!
09-17-2008, 05:47 AM
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Slowest Race Evar!
He was talking mad shit about his whip being tighter than mine.
I was like yo, my whip is tighter than size 11 nikes on Shaq... Your whip is tight like allens ass.
So, coming back from Minitoyota's house on sat night I lined up with him on the highway, we slowed it down to like 35-40, I thought I could drop a gear on him at that speed and be out like tie-dye. 3 honks, and I floor it, but it wouldn't downshift!!! WTFail!!! He was instantly pulling on me, 2 minutes later we shut it down doing about 80 mph, he was 1.5 cars ahead and turned his hazards on. I got schooled.
I was like Yo, My shit didn't downshift, lets do that shit again. So we lined up again, and I was gonna slow it down another 5 mph so I could be in my "sweet spot". as we're about to start honking a ****ing statie pulls up next to me in the left lane, and shines his spotlight directly in my eyes!!! I just gave him the dumbest look that has ever crossed my face, and pretended like I was trying to get directions. Dude was grillin me, and I could swear his look said "You are the stupidest man alive" and he had a way of conveying it, that made me believe it was true
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Final record:
Soulcoughing 1 Datsun 350Z 0
I was like yo, my whip is tighter than size 11 nikes on Shaq... Your whip is tight like allens ass.
So, coming back from Minitoyota's house on sat night I lined up with him on the highway, we slowed it down to like 35-40, I thought I could drop a gear on him at that speed and be out like tie-dye. 3 honks, and I floor it, but it wouldn't downshift!!! WTFail!!! He was instantly pulling on me, 2 minutes later we shut it down doing about 80 mph, he was 1.5 cars ahead and turned his hazards on. I got schooled.
I was like Yo, My shit didn't downshift, lets do that shit again. So we lined up again, and I was gonna slow it down another 5 mph so I could be in my "sweet spot". as we're about to start honking a ****ing statie pulls up next to me in the left lane, and shines his spotlight directly in my eyes!!! I just gave him the dumbest look that has ever crossed my face, and pretended like I was trying to get directions. Dude was grillin me, and I could swear his look said "You are the stupidest man alive" and he had a way of conveying it, that made me believe it was true
.Final record:
Soulcoughing 1 Datsun 350Z 0
Street racing is so illegal.. next time get this on film 
09-17-2008, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Datsun350Z,Sep 17 2008, 10:05 AM
We tried, but you had the camera... Plus even if we had it, the chase car got pulled over for DWM.
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09-17-2008, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by orangebarius,Sep 17 2008, 06:34 AM
hahaha you used my driving while mexican acronym.
Racist...
09-17-2008, 08:16 AM
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This was a clash of the titans. An american muscle showoff between two of the US's most respected dragster people carriers. In this race i prevailed but i know Datsun will come back with a few surprises under his belt for the next one.
