Sev,
I understand everything you're saying and I don't disagree... nor do I think you're an ars. As for the track I'm not sure how they measure trap speeds but of the three drag strips (Jax 1/8 mi., Gainesville 1/4 mi. and Morroso 1/4 mi.) that I have driven... I always fair better at Gainesville. Maybe because I've been there more or maybe one of the reasons you mentioned.