Got my car egged last night
11-02-2006, 09:27 AM
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Slash the tires and loosing the lug nuts, put locktite on them and watch them try to get em off. Also you could put locktites on the door jams and then they will have to take the doors off...HAHAHA
11-02-2006, 03:32 PM
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Disclaimer: These are suggestions made in jest only.
One night of egging = 1 year of payback. First off, get in a different car and follow them to see where they go during the day. Make sure there are no cameras nearby where they park at work.
a) every month, clip their tire valvestems off. On a different day of the month, of course. At work, at home, at the mall when they shop.
b) call a tow truck to have it towed, say you're the property owner and its illegally parked. Preferably at 4am.
c) report it stolen. have someone else call in a report of seeing hooded thieves driving it (*not* from a cell phone!!!)
d) report a driveby shooting with it, again *not* from a cell phone.
e) reverse number look-up. Post their home number on as many web pages as possible.
f) flaming dog poop paper baggie on their hood.
g) buy a crappy used car, cash purchase, for $100-. Do not register it. Do not leave your actual info for the seller.
Drive it into their truck where it's parked - HARD - , ditch it at the scene.
grand finale: windows broken by spark plug electrodes, interior doused by dog-poop filled water bucket, exterior coated in eggs, tires spray painted yellow, valvestems cut, wheel weights removed, veggies in the tailpipe, dead rodent under passenger seat.
Leave no DNA of your own.
One night of egging = 1 year of payback. First off, get in a different car and follow them to see where they go during the day. Make sure there are no cameras nearby where they park at work.
a) every month, clip their tire valvestems off. On a different day of the month, of course. At work, at home, at the mall when they shop.
b) call a tow truck to have it towed, say you're the property owner and its illegally parked. Preferably at 4am.
c) report it stolen. have someone else call in a report of seeing hooded thieves driving it (*not* from a cell phone!!!)
d) report a driveby shooting with it, again *not* from a cell phone.
e) reverse number look-up. Post their home number on as many web pages as possible.
f) flaming dog poop paper baggie on their hood.
g) buy a crappy used car, cash purchase, for $100-. Do not register it. Do not leave your actual info for the seller.
Drive it into their truck where it's parked - HARD - , ditch it at the scene.
grand finale: windows broken by spark plug electrodes, interior doused by dog-poop filled water bucket, exterior coated in eggs, tires spray painted yellow, valvestems cut, wheel weights removed, veggies in the tailpipe, dead rodent under passenger seat.
Leave no DNA of your own.
11-02-2006, 08:40 PM
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my S2000 got egged a few weeks after i got it and i knew the kid who did and everything and i took a police report for insurance purposes. but the cop told me " there is nothing we can really do about it so just do whatever you want to him. just don't get caught." brick through the rear window of his car....wee...
11-02-2006, 10:34 PM
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have sex with his mom... forgot to finish....
after doing his mom, make sure you're video taping all of this but w/o your face.
then show his dad and they will get a devoice and you'll end up ruining his family and maybe is entire life.
after doing his mom, make sure you're video taping all of this but w/o your face.
then show his dad and they will get a devoice and you'll end up ruining his family and maybe is entire life.
11-03-2006, 06:56 AM
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The anarchists cookbook has a chapter on using thermite to burn a hole right through a car. Hood, engine, everything...
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=510108
Enjoy *evil laugh*
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=510108
Enjoy *evil laugh*
