NFRs2000NYC

You should have VTECed home as soon as you saw the first egg on your car. Now, it probably ate its way into the paint.

P.S. You should have called the cops. Now, there isnt a damn thing you can do about it.

us2bwrx

lol u shoulda fought em, gone out like a champ, or go buy a carton of 36 eggs and do em up real nice! if u dont take revenge its grownds for pw3nage.

batikan

plan a) get some cube sugars, pry the gas tank open and throw them in there

plan b) loosen the brake lines

I say both

silentdancer

batikan

actually now that i think about it, you don't need to loosen the brake lines because the car won't run after you throw the sugars in

Erick S

From experience, screw his GF in the a$$...and get it on camera. Thats right. Then, the baloney on the hood is a GREAT idea!

Post pics of the chick

Erick

Sideways

That happened to a guy I know, a guy that did not get mad. He got even.

When he got back from fishing he let the catch go ripe outside for a week then he planted the catch where it did the best job of stinking. In the back seat of a parts car, under the house, on the roof out of sight, in the rain gutters, in the trees. My favorite is a handful in each of the door panels and a nice one for the header and mufflers. The flys get real bad in September and October. Just so they got the hint, he nailed the windshield with a few eggs.

XclusiveAutosports

Sounds like you need a nitro fill for the paintball gun. I would just let it slide since kids are stupid, no need for revenge.

batikan

that's my favorite so far...

Big_Al

having guys take turns shitting all over their interior is a nice way of telling them (their parents?) what the neighbors think of them