Racing jokes and sayings
09-28-2003, 04:50 PM
#52
I have a tee-shirt with a picture of some lug nuts on the back with the phrase: "Gotta Have 'em." [Nuts: Gotta have 'em.}
There are a couple of fun ones I saw on tee-shirts in my sig.
There are a couple of fun ones I saw on tee-shirts in my sig.
10-06-2003, 02:58 PM
#54
There must not be any "vintage" racers here. This is an oldie, but a goodie, though possibly on the edge of being non-PC:
The International Racer's idea of Heaven:
The Italians are in charge of tech inspection
The British handle timing and scoring
The Germans are the mechanics, and
The French supply lunch.
The International Racer's idea of Hell:
The Germans are in charge of tech inspection
The French handle timing and scoring
The Italians are the mechanics, and
The British supply lunch.
The International Racer's idea of Heaven:
The Italians are in charge of tech inspection
The British handle timing and scoring
The Germans are the mechanics, and
The French supply lunch.
The International Racer's idea of Hell:
The Germans are in charge of tech inspection
The French handle timing and scoring
The Italians are the mechanics, and
The British supply lunch.
10-06-2003, 03:48 PM
#55
A European joulnalist who's name escapes me writing about Motorcycle F1 racing back in the 70's when the likes of Agostini, Sheen and King Kenny Roberts were on the F1 circuit.
The Italian lives to ride.
The Brit rides as if he does not care if he lives or dies.
The American rides like he wants to die.
The Italian lives to ride.
The Brit rides as if he does not care if he lives or dies.
The American rides like he wants to die.
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