Racing jokes and sayings
08-06-2003, 08:46 PM
#31
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Those who cling to life die. Those who defy death live.
Taisen Deshimaru
More a paragraph than a maxim, but worth mentioning:
Street racing is a pure form. White-shirt official's lectures don't replace citations; cornerworker's flags don't replace traffic lights. nobody cleans or clears the pavement for you. Street racers are part outlaw, part addict. They move within the matrix of our transportation infrastructure, skewed in time and velocity. They do their work in a world of chaos and consequences rather than retreating to the sanctuary of a racetrack. From the urban night drag racer to the solitary, Tuesday afternoon canyon runner, street racers comprise a rabid subculture coexisting with the dreary ebb and flow of pragmatic traffic.
--Citybike
Taisen Deshimaru
More a paragraph than a maxim, but worth mentioning:
Street racing is a pure form. White-shirt official's lectures don't replace citations; cornerworker's flags don't replace traffic lights. nobody cleans or clears the pavement for you. Street racers are part outlaw, part addict. They move within the matrix of our transportation infrastructure, skewed in time and velocity. They do their work in a world of chaos and consequences rather than retreating to the sanctuary of a racetrack. From the urban night drag racer to the solitary, Tuesday afternoon canyon runner, street racers comprise a rabid subculture coexisting with the dreary ebb and flow of pragmatic traffic.
--Citybike
08-07-2003, 05:38 AM
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Nobody,
This isn't the street encounters fourm....
THIS DOES NOT BELONG HERE!
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Originally posted by Nobody
More a paragraph than a maxim, but worth mentioning:
Street racing is a pure form. White-shirt official's lectures don't replace citations; cornerworker's flags don't replace traffic lights. nobody cleans or clears the pavement for you. Street racers are part outlaw, part addict. They move within the matrix of our transportation infrastructure, skewed in time and velocity. They do their work in a world of chaos and consequences rather than retreating to the sanctuary of a racetrack. From the urban night drag racer to the solitary, Tuesday afternoon canyon runner, street racers comprise a rabid subculture coexisting with the dreary ebb and flow of pragmatic traffic.
--Citybike
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This isn't the street encounters fourm....
THIS DOES NOT BELONG HERE!
quote:
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Originally posted by Nobody
More a paragraph than a maxim, but worth mentioning:
Street racing is a pure form. White-shirt official's lectures don't replace citations; cornerworker's flags don't replace traffic lights. nobody cleans or clears the pavement for you. Street racers are part outlaw, part addict. They move within the matrix of our transportation infrastructure, skewed in time and velocity. They do their work in a world of chaos and consequences rather than retreating to the sanctuary of a racetrack. From the urban night drag racer to the solitary, Tuesday afternoon canyon runner, street racers comprise a rabid subculture coexisting with the dreary ebb and flow of pragmatic traffic.
--Citybike
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08-07-2003, 08:31 AM
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is it tuesday afternoon yet? i'm addicted. i can't even wait for the afternoon and will blast canyon in morning before work or at lunch break(noon is best with the sun not in your eyes). Was up a whole gear on Piuma ascent yesterday since new N-tercooler power...it was RICOCKULOUS!
i NEVER cross the double yellow, the problem is all the asshole 'tards in audi's, SUV's and contractors trucks who cross the double line in the caynon cutting off oncoming traffic. if they learned to drive fast properly and stay in their lane it would profoundly improve public safety. The #1 cause of traffic fatalities in Malibu is these idiots crossing over from their lane, not people with car control skills enjoying the greatest sports car roads in the world.
i NEVER cross the double yellow, the problem is all the asshole 'tards in audi's, SUV's and contractors trucks who cross the double line in the caynon cutting off oncoming traffic. if they learned to drive fast properly and stay in their lane it would profoundly improve public safety. The #1 cause of traffic fatalities in Malibu is these idiots crossing over from their lane, not people with car control skills enjoying the greatest sports car roads in the world.
08-07-2003, 08:44 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by PedalFaster
[B]...until they run over someone's child, t-bone someone's mother, or, if they're lucky, just kill themselves in single car accidents.
[B]...until they run over someone's child, t-bone someone's mother, or, if they're lucky, just kill themselves in single car accidents.
08-07-2003, 10:21 AM
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Originally posted by Nobody
There's a time and a place.
There's a time and a place.
If you mean to say that there's a time and place for street racing, kindly wrap yourself around a telephone pole before you hurt someone.
